Sorry Salmond, better luck next time :)
Do you think he'a fucked politically, or will survive? Alistair Darling is on telly, I think he really wants to do a lol.
Alt, eggs, what is your favourite way of nomming them? I've just had soft boiled, how about that?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 6:45, 114 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alt: fried yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 7:23, Reply)

^^ shortbread ferret^^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 7:30, Reply)

Salmond is a weasel - sorry, politician! He'll survive but he'll be bitter
The smugness radiating from Darling and Cameron must be (even more) sickening this morning.
Alt: Soft-boiled with BROWN toast soldiers FTW.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 7:32, Reply)

I'm intolerant of people who eat white bread. And have sugar in brews. And add salt to food.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 7:39, Reply)

What's wrong with salt on food?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:17, Reply)

I'm just intolerant.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:22, Reply)

This is flying along DBT.
How was special food night?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 7:49, Reply)

I'll give it five then delete it. Yeah, good, full cover and sold lots of plonk. Staff happy too, tips galore :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:02, Reply)

don't care, but i did have a lovely cycle to work today, good bit of low mist in hyde park this morning, like the smog of jack the rippers time but with more carbon fibre and silly foam helmets

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 7:54, Reply)

Cyclist prick^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:17, Reply)

^bobblegoggleprick

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:17, Reply)

Alright meaty?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:21, Reply)

Yes thanks, glad it's Friday, enjoyed riding to work, looking forward to riding home. It's good doing something I actually enjoy before starting work.
But enough about me, how the hell are you ?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:24, Reply)

Unfairly tired for some reason
However I have a "meeting" from 3:30 so meting a mate in the pub which will be nice
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:32, Reply)

People will say it was a foregone conclusion
but that takes away the heroic bravery shown by our strong british boys Dave, Nick and Ed. Who selflessly rushed to the front, to put their lives on the line to secure the best possible future for our children and our childrens children. Next election I am voting for those three guys!
( Peej, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:13, Reply)

It's Almost as if reason has triumphed over childish nationalism
Alt: Benedict all day everyday
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:17, Reply)

Can be a bit slimy. The eggs, not the jocks.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:27, Reply)

Your doing eggs Benedict wrong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:31, Reply)

Never made them myself. I prefer a nice spanish omelette.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:34, Reply)

Spanish omelette is rank
Any kind of egg that is "set" is rank
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:40, Reply)

Named after Dirk Benedict, fact fans

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:17, Reply)

I need some new jeans, currently got Diesel, but it would be £120 to replace them which seems a little steep

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:33, Reply)

6 pairs of £20 jeans last longer than 1 pair of £120 jeans
Mind you, jeans are for cowboys, roadies and the badly dressed.
( Peej, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:35, Reply)

But they look shit
And what the fuck do you wear then? Some sort of kernow kilt?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:38, Reply)

Trousers
Like a normal person, even at christenings, thanks DAD!
( Peej, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:55, Reply)

Like a lot of things, you can get cheap that look good and expensive that look shit.

( Peej, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:59, Reply)

one of my favourite ever pairs of jeans were by Cherokee.
They were ace.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:04, Reply)

I usually get Diesel ones from ASOS, but you have to scroll through jaysum style elasticated hemmed ones with bits of tracksuit patch-worked in to find the normal ones.
Usually cheaper though.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:37, Reply)

I WILL ATTEMPT THIS, BUT THE JASON JEANS MAY MAKE ME ANGRY

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:39, Reply)

You need to go to a shop mate, that sells trousers, not here.

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:41, Reply)

I'll pop into baby gap and get you some if you like

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:44, Reply)

Pants 'r'us

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:44, Reply)

Aren't you a little old for wearing jeans now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:01, Reply)

no, aren't you a little old for your Baja Hoodie
img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/5701600/il_fullxfull.290560363.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:23, Reply)

I bought two pairs of Levis at 80 quid a pop last year.

They both were worn through by my powerful, muscular thighs by last weekend.

Mere denim cannot contain my might.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:18, Reply)

Makes a bit more sense here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:18, Reply)

I have no idea what you're talking about old boy.
This post has been here as long as the sun's been rising.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:20, Reply)

we are all blind cave fish in the uterus of love

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:39, Reply)

it was a foregone conclusion.
most scots who are blindly in favour of independence live outside of Scotland and were ineligible to vote.
( Muns, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:43, Reply)

except 45% or so of voters in Jockland voted yes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:45, Reply)

I hope there is an explosion on one of our nuclear subs that poisons the land for miles around

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:47, Reply)

There's enough of you fuckers in the rest of the UK being bitter and whining
Most of you only relocated to get easier access to skag.
( Muns, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:18, Reply)

I hope we see a bit of rioting.

( Kroney, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:23, Reply)

They'd give up once all of the special brew has been looted.

( Muns, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:25, Reply)

I think it's Miliband who appears to be most fucked out of this whole pointless affair.
Alt: Zabaglione
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:02, Reply)

He's a bit shit.
All he seems to do is stand around, looking like a smug jew formed from plasticine.
( Muns, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:20, Reply)

Nicely put.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:21, Reply)

Miliband's fucking hopeless.

( Kroney, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:22, Reply)

the best account on twitter
twitter.com/Odd_Miliband
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Salmondella (haha like Camoron, get it??!) did enough to avoid having to resign
but I bet there's a Labour majority there, next year.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:17, Reply)

alright Gaston?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:19, Reply)

Yeah buddy.

( Kroney, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:20, Reply)

I'M FINE THANKS FOR ASKING YOU FRENCH FUCK

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:26, Reply)

There's been something of a misunderstand, Nakers. I didn't ask.

( Kroney, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:30, Reply)

YOU NEVER DO
*runs off crying*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:34, Reply)

You've been hanging around with Richard too much.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:35, Reply)

I hope his new haircut stops him from getting beaten up.

( Kroney, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:39, Reply)

It'll depend somewhat on election pledges, but yeah, probably.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:20, Reply)

          wow
                  much insight

             such politics
                                            very election
                                   many pledges
                                             

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:26, Reply)

ha!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Really?
Well, I never.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:33, Reply)

I hope Andrew neil is watching his back, this kind of deep political insight could get Doc broke publican on the telly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:35, Reply)

The Doctor here certainly has a blinding insight into that which usually doesn't bear mentioning
that fo' damn sho'
( Kroney, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:37, Reply)

They say that in pubs you should never discuss politics or religion.
I'm starting to think you'll do well.
( Muns, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:36, Reply)

It'll depend somewhat on faith and personal belief systems, but yeah, probably.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:37, Reply)

At least muslims don't drink, so it's always safe to have a go at them over a pint.

( Muns, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:39, Reply)

I guess it depends on what the punters turn around and talk about at the end of the day.

( Kroney, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:38, Reply)

He'll be fucked if they have an insightful political discussion.

( Muns, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:41, Reply)