This year I got a 59 reissue Les Paul
best. birthday. ever.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:07, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

When I was 10 my grandad died on my birthday
not so good, that one
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:08, Reply)

Sorry for your loss.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:11, Reply)

I barely knew him to be honest
it was more that other people around me were upset.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:15, Reply)

Sorry for their loss.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:17, Reply)

cheers hun
Anyway, you alright?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Yeah, having a great time mooching around a RAF base.
Plus got the kitchen finished. It looks tip top.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:22, Reply)

Nice
What base? Not Thorny Island, by any chance?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:23, Reply)

No, Brize.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:24, Reply)

Ah ok
What takes you there? Work?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:27, Reply)

No Brizes for guessing!
Haha get it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:42, Reply)

That's Nort-on

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:53, Reply)

Did he manage to give you your present first though?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:11, Reply)

Yeah, it was clothes
that's why I killed him
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:12, Reply)

Too right, should have got you the board game 'I VANT TO BITE YOUR FINGER'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:14, Reply)

lol
If I don't get Ghost Castle this year, Imma cut some cunt up
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:16, Reply)

I want Ghost Castle too, and Kong Man, and I'm sulking for weeks if it doesn't happen.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:17, Reply)

Proportionate and fair.
No child likes to receive a 'practical' birthday present.
I was given an electric razor for my 16th birthday by my parents. A fucking razor.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:16, Reply)

Is that because you were a hairy goat boy?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:17, Reply)

officelolling hard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:21, Reply)

It was intended for use on his palms.

( Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:23, Reply)

I was more of a bumfluffy goat boy back then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:31, Reply)

haha awww
thing is, your folks probably felt dead proud of you for that. Our little boy and all that.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:20, Reply)

All in all it was a pretty shit birthday.
Of my three closest friends, one had stopped being my friend because he had a girlfriend now; one was away on holiday and the other had been grounded and wasn't allowed to come out with me.
But none of that stopped my from going to the Groovy Garden at the Tic Toc and dancing my skinny arse off all night.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:30, Reply)

This should probably have been my answer to the main question.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:33, Reply)

Chicks man, am I right?
But hey, you got to boogie. And isn't that what it's all about?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:33, Reply)

I thought the hokey-cokey was what it was all about?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:41, Reply)

I assumed that was the dance you were doing

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:57, Reply)

electric razors are shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:24, Reply)

^^^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:31, Reply)

Fucking hell, really?
WOO!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Yeah
2014 spec, Iced Tea burst, fucking beautiful
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:13, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2373977
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:14, Reply)

I have a picture of it here
but b3tards isn't working. What do I do?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:19, Reply)

Use photobucket or imgur or something

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Wow, that was easy
imgur.com/mq4V7eJ
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:21, Reply)

I think I've just cum

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:25, Reply)

The down side is that I've had to be really nice to my wife ever since
It's barely worth it, to be honest
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:27, Reply)

Less talking, more playing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:27, Reply)

At 65 years old, the Ru Paul tribute act is surprisingly popular in southern Hampshire.

( Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Shut up Jaysum

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:10, Reply)

Thread over - TH wins

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:11, Reply)

'Member Eugenius?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g1f9fcEQ4k
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:13, Reply)

I don't
but that's pretty cool
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:14, Reply)

yes.
Used to be called Captain America.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:24, Reply)