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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:14,
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yo
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:15,
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yo
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:17,
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yo
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:26,
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yo
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:18,
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yo
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:18,
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yo
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:16,
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yo
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:19,
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hi
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:29,
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get hier baby
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:30,
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YO
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:02,
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chutney news travels fast
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:10,
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Chutman Pat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:11,
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Chudwig
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:13,
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behind every good chutney is a man
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:13,
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Thomas the chut engine
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:16,
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I have ironed 5 shirts and a pair of trousers
TV and wine time now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:11,
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White or red?
This is important
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:14,
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trousers?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:15,
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Rose
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:17,
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veal
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:20,
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apartheid tv
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:24,
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ten candles, Yo
Edit: this is the closest I'll get to an achievement today
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:28,
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'congratulations'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:28,
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Thanks,
I was hoping to spend all day spamming this but like a tool I spent it working.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:31,
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i did not, nothing like the last few weeks of a job to encourage slacking off
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:33,
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Getting a new job?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:39,
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how did you guess!?!
end of contract, back to permanent employtment for me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:44,
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I'm currently finishing up a contract.
no sign of permanent stuff for me yet.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:48,
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what do you do...i mean it's 90% your in IT
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:03,
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Consultancy actually
but yeah, when I first joined it was pretty much an online break-room for the IT industry
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:07,
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IT consultancy then, I win
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:08,
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science consultancy
I work with chemicals and stuff
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:10,
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Evening.
Edit, the dwarf actor guy has presented Celebrity Squares. How about that?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:56,
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'Ning
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:02,
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Hello candle person.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:03,
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*beams with pride*
ten years of time wasting as of today
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:07,
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Good lad.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:13,
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Ta
looked up ten years ago today on Wikipedia. They legalized same sex marriage in Nova Scotia and 3million people were evacuated in Florida due to hurricanes.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:19,
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Good evening.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:03,
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*nods*
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:04,
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looked at your profile
Do the bums represent the 'imperial march' from Star Wars?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:09,
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those are his underage victims
like the graphics on the side of a bomber
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:10,
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makes total sense
because internet
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:14,
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YO
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:11,
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sushi
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:11,
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Nah I'm alright fanks
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:12,
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I'm mean fish is shit, but raw fish? that's mental
crazy gook bastards
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:14,
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Technically sushi refers to the seaweed wrapping
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:15,
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don't care
cold rice is also shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:17,
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as is cold pasta
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:18,
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I disagree
cold pasta with pesto, rocket and Parmesan shavings makes for a good lunch.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:20,
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INCORRECT
nice try though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:21,
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That sounds like an incredibly disappointing, unsatisfactory and demoralising lunch I'm afraid.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:22,
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sounds like the kind of shit your misses eats
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:23,
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Yeah that and cold rice. I dunno why she's so shit at eating food, she cooks me proper stuff.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:23,
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you clearly have her well trained
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:24,
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She adds bromide, to curb his unnaturalsexual urges.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:26,
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poor lemmy :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:28,
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Lemmy is playing with his favourite new toy, a twig. He has loads of cool fun toys and he essentially choses to play with the rubbish from his food. He's a twat.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:32,
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well he is a 'bird'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:34,
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Yeah but it's not like he's ever lived in a tree or anything.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:35,
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Grace used to like sitting up my sleeve.
Not a euphemism.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:35,
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He climbs up my t shirt to sit on my shoulder now.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:37,
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One time, she ran up my trouser leg!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:38,
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Pets eh? YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:39,
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I know right!
Another time right, she tinkled on me!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:40,
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she is 'alright yer'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:26,
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Needs more meat, warmth and booze.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:25,
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mrs best troll describes another disappointing night in with the Doc
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:27,
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I like it
quite filling actually
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:24,
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so are massive black cocks
doesn't mean I wanna ingest one
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:25,
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lies
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:26,
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do you not find them filling?
you really are 'worn in'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:27,
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I don't want filler, I want a taste sensation like you get with a scotch egg or a steak slice
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:25,
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Just got back from an onsite job down south
I have had my fill of Ginster's steak slices until the new year
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:28,
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I have never had one, or the 'greggs' version, I will put it on my bucket list but sincerely hope I die before I get there.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:29,
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Greggs built its reputation on its steak slices
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:33,
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This put me off somewhat
![](http://images.uncyclomedia.co/uncyclopedia/en/e/e3/Greggs_logo.png)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:38,
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Nah its still good
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:01,
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Fish fingers gtf!
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:15,
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Fucken chinkys and their waki food, well rank broski.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:17,
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I like fit chinks
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:24,
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I'm watching Dallas
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:16,
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