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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:10, 140 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:14, Reply)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:15, Reply)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:17, Reply)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:26, Reply)
yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:18, Reply)
yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:18, Reply)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:16, Reply)
yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:19, Reply)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:29, Reply)
get hier baby

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:30, Reply)
YO

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:02, Reply)
chutney news travels fast

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:10, Reply)
Chutman Pat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:11, Reply)
Chudwig

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:13, Reply)
behind every good chutney is a man

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:13, Reply)
Thomas the chut engine

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:16, Reply)
I have ironed 5 shirts and a pair of trousers
TV and wine time now
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:11, Reply)
White or red?
This is important
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:14, Reply)
trousers?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:15, Reply)
Rose

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:17, Reply)
veal

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:20, Reply)
apartheid tv

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:24, Reply)
ten candles, Yo
Edit: this is the closest I'll get to an achievement today
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:28, Reply)
'congratulations'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:28, Reply)
Thanks,
I was hoping to spend all day spamming this but like a tool I spent it working.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:31, Reply)
i did not, nothing like the last few weeks of a job to encourage slacking off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:33, Reply)
Getting a new job?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:39, Reply)
how did you guess!?!
end of contract, back to permanent employtment for me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:44, Reply)
I'm currently finishing up a contract.
no sign of permanent stuff for me yet.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:48, Reply)
what do you do...i mean it's 90% your in IT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:03, Reply)
Consultancy actually
but yeah, when I first joined it was pretty much an online break-room for the IT industry
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:07, Reply)
IT consultancy then, I win

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:08, Reply)
science consultancy
I work with chemicals and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:10, Reply)
Evening.
Edit, the dwarf actor guy has presented Celebrity Squares. How about that?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:56, Reply)
'Ning

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:02, Reply)
Hello candle person.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:03, Reply)
*beams with pride*
ten years of time wasting as of today
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:07, Reply)
Good lad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:13, Reply)
Ta
looked up ten years ago today on Wikipedia. They legalized same sex marriage in Nova Scotia and 3million people were evacuated in Florida due to hurricanes.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:19, Reply)
Good evening.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:03, Reply)
*nods*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:04, Reply)
looked at your profile
Do the bums represent the 'imperial march' from Star Wars?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:09, Reply)
those are his underage victims
like the graphics on the side of a bomber
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:10, Reply)
makes total sense
because internet
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:14, Reply)
YO

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:11, Reply)
sushi

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:11, Reply)
Nah I'm alright fanks

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:12, Reply)
I'm mean fish is shit, but raw fish? that's mental
crazy gook bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:14, Reply)
Technically sushi refers to the seaweed wrapping

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:15, Reply)
don't care
cold rice is also shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:17, Reply)
as is cold pasta

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:18, Reply)
I disagree
cold pasta with pesto, rocket and Parmesan shavings makes for a good lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:20, Reply)
INCORRECT
nice try though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:21, Reply)
That sounds like an incredibly disappointing, unsatisfactory and demoralising lunch I'm afraid.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:22, Reply)
sounds like the kind of shit your misses eats

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:23, Reply)
Yeah that and cold rice. I dunno why she's so shit at eating food, she cooks me proper stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:23, Reply)
you clearly have her well trained

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:24, Reply)
She adds bromide, to curb his unnaturalsexual urges.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:26, Reply)
poor lemmy :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:28, Reply)
Lemmy is playing with his favourite new toy, a twig. He has loads of cool fun toys and he essentially choses to play with the rubbish from his food. He's a twat.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:32, Reply)
well he is a 'bird'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:34, Reply)
Yeah but it's not like he's ever lived in a tree or anything.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:35, Reply)
Grace used to like sitting up my sleeve.
Not a euphemism.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:35, Reply)
He climbs up my t shirt to sit on my shoulder now.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:37, Reply)
One time, she ran up my trouser leg!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:38, Reply)
Pets eh? YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:39, Reply)
I know right!
Another time right, she tinkled on me!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:40, Reply)
she is 'alright yer'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:26, Reply)
Needs more meat, warmth and booze.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:25, Reply)
mrs best troll describes another disappointing night in with the Doc

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:27, Reply)
I like it
quite filling actually
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:24, Reply)
so are massive black cocks
doesn't mean I wanna ingest one
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:25, Reply)
lies

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:26, Reply)
do you not find them filling?
you really are 'worn in'
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:27, Reply)
I don't want filler, I want a taste sensation like you get with a scotch egg or a steak slice

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:25, Reply)
Just got back from an onsite job down south
I have had my fill of Ginster's steak slices until the new year
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:28, Reply)
I have never had one, or the 'greggs' version, I will put it on my bucket list but sincerely hope I die before I get there.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:29, Reply)
Greggs built its reputation on its steak slices

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:33, Reply)
This put me off somewhat

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:38, Reply)
Nah its still good

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:01, Reply)
Fish fingers gtf!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:15, Reply)
Fucken chinkys and their waki food, well rank broski.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:17, Reply)
I like fit chinks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:24, Reply)
I'm watching Dallas

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:16, Reply)

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