You could get her into a series of classic litrature by them after two characters in a classic book...
... such as from Lewis Carol or C.S Lewis.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:10, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Mr Happy & Little Miss happy?
Cunning!
( Muns, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:12, Reply)

That sounds a bit noncy for me, are you a nonce?
I bet your ringtone is that "Thank heaven, for little girls" song.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:15, Reply)

thats baggonfock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:16, Reply)

I've never fucked a kid in my life, thank you....
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2380364
( Muns, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:17, Reply)

I bet in Afganastane "You fuck kids" has a totally different meaning - as in, a goat.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:26, Reply)

HOW WAS YOUR COLONOSCAPY

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:27, Reply)

The thinggy itself was alright.
One minute i'm laughing and joking with them, talking about getting some propofol on the side, promising 'not to do a Jackson'... a few seconds later I'm in recovery on my bed thinking I'm at home until I open my eyes. They've done it up well nicely at the Royal Free.

The Diognis was proper fucking shit though, proper fucked up I think from the report - but the consultant will translate it into laymans.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:38, Reply)

Sorry to hear that mate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:42, Reply)

Cheers, I could be a lot worst though.... I got a roof over my head, food on my plate, that won't ever change unless I do something really stupid...I got skills to make money even with all this, where as most people would be on the scrapheap.
And also, not being all pity-party because I don't feel that way about my health at all - Give me those over being Blind or Death any day - But when you're ill for so long you begin to think it's all phsycological, so it's good to know it's not all in my head.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)

I was in Manchester the other week, and got her a lovely old illustrated copy of Wind in the Willow, a favourite of
Ratty and Mole?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Or Dog and Cat

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:18, Reply)

Yeah', that'll do nicely, can theme out their cage a bit in the theme too...
... like you could get some dolls-house toys and make it like Thinggy Mansion. They'd shit all over it, don't know if that'd work, but maybe.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)

Toad Hall?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:27, Reply)

That's the one

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:34, Reply)