October you fucking moron
The clue is in the (stupid) name
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:13, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

FUCK YOU I HAVENT HAD A DRINK IN 72 HOURS I'M FUCKING CRAWLING OUT OF MY OWN ARSE, HERE

( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Go to the pub then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)

No, I'll look like a failure.
Whilst the DTs and a cold sweat apparently make me look healthier.
( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)

You dont get it
Going to the pub is winning, not losing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)

I'm actually feeling much better for it. Even drinking a little bit seems to interfere with my sleeping.
Doris, on the other hand, decided to give up her coffee habit and has been the victim of a hilarious banging caffeine withdrawal headache for the last two days.
( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Why the fuck would you give up coffee?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Because I guess she felt two double espressos before she started work every day was a bit much.

( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Perhaps if you were less boring...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:32, Reply)

Oh well, that's nice of you.
No Christmas card for you, this year.
( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:33, Reply)

the thanks I get for trying to save your marriage

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:38, Reply)

not a marriage

( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)

+ yet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Fair enough
Just have one then. No need to go cold turkey
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:41, Reply)

I ent telling her what to do, woman knows her own mind.

( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:41, Reply)

The fact that she's shaking like a shitting dog now on a morning is OK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:45, Reply)

That's cool, we're in that together.

( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:07, Reply)

Why the fuck would you give up drinking?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Because I'm starting to look like Giant Haystacks.

( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:31, Reply)

^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:32, Reply)

This is a thing
You're welcome
( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:36, Reply)

Monty's got that on 7"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Do some exercise

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:41, Reply)

What? Get fucked.

( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Not in my case
Got a few too many people laughing at me for mine, determined to prove them wrong.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Go for it then they can all buy you a pint in November

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Raised £20 from colleagues so far, not bad.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Do it
You may as well raise some cash
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:45, Reply)

for a massive binge in November

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:56, Reply)