"This steak is nowhere near medium rare."
"It's four inches thick, that might be why it's not done in the middle"
"Fair point"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 22:35, 12 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Fascinating.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 22:56, Reply)

More so than your drivel

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 23:05, Reply)

shit off you fat cow

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 23:05, Reply)

^ fails at life ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 1:07, Reply)

DBT
Doesn't believe I have natty dreads.

Please correct the fool.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 23:27, Reply)

I've personally met Jeff The Dog Fucker
He sent me a text as I left Bristol Temple Meads station that he was a black guy with natty dreads.

I am not lying when I say that the moment I read that I looked around and headed straight for Jeff.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 0:38, Reply)

Have I missed some fun and games this evening?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 23:53, Reply)

I don't mean Lighty's steak anecdotes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 23:54, Reply)

You are in no position to judge anyones steak anecdotes

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 0:39, Reply)

what's the vegetarian option

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 0:55, Reply)

I always offer a vegetarian option
The vegetarian option is - fuck off.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 7:48, Reply)

classic placid!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 8:00, Reply)