Then he got to fuck all four?
Lad I went to school with was knocking off the English teacher and moved in with her when he finished his A levels. She had massive tits.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:49, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well I didn't get to fuck any of my teachers and I'm well fucking jelly about it.

( Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:51, Reply)

Ditto, brah.
I really wanted to fuck Old Ma Edwards.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:53, Reply)

a r
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:54, Reply)

She was his wife.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:55, Reply)

My form tutor was about 26 when I was 17 and she fucking despised me.
Hate sex would probably have been the best if only it was the sexy sort of despising and not the sort where they'd genuinely be happy if you got expelled.
( Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:55, Reply)

totes worth it.
you'd likely have got some cash too.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:58, Reply)

She was a little cracker.
Wasn't all bad, though. I did get to follow her backside for several hours on a potholing trip.

I wish that was an euphemism, but alas.
( Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)

I got fucked by my english teacher
that essay was worth a least a B/my arse hurt for weeks*

*delete as applicable
( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Nah, then he died in a hit and run *sadface*

( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:03, Reply)

Still at the driver's petrol was cheap eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:06, Reply)