so a teenage boy has a threesome with 2 of his teachers and this happens
www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/01/shelley-dufresne-teacher-sex-rachel-respess_n_5915244.html

thoughts?

alt: afternoon snack? i despatched the trainee to hotel chocolate, and she came back with milk truffles, white truffles, and salty caramelised nuts covered in chocolate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:59, 108 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Is he hot?
alt. Im having some mediterranean chicken slices
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:03, Reply)

Thoughts? I'm just nipping to the bogs for 5 minutes, i'll let you know in a bit
Snacking is for fatties.
( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:04, Reply)

The church thing there is proper creepy, they're like the taliban or somethink, ameriban or whatevz. Creeps the fuck out of me.
i passed a skype job interview a few days ago so now i got a real one next week, so tonight I might get a sushi.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:05, Reply)

what happned to your old job?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:14, Reply)

I packed it in a couple of weeks ago, wasn't happy there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:21, Reply)

Go on son
Alt:

I've stuffed myself this morning so nowt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:08, Reply)

If I were that kid, I'd not be bragging in the hopes of continuing sessions.

( Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:13, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:14, Reply)

I am so fucking bored
45 minutes to go
( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:13, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:17, Reply)

Redruth University?
Thats a hilarious concept.
( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:19, Reply)

HTURDER!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:21, Reply)

I think it must be a bit sad to realise that your life has peaked at 16.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:22, Reply)

He's only 17 now
This is what he looks like now:


( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:24, Reply)

WTF is happening with that arm?
That's a serious wanking problem there.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:26, Reply)

TTJ

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:30, Reply)

oh

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:37, Reply)

oh lol

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:31, Reply)

Did swipe tell you to delete that, Dave?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:26, Reply)

if he ever did as he was told
things would be a lot smoother at half kensington towers
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:27, Reply)

Nevertheless, serious internet words have gone missing from this thread

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:28, Reply)

you were probably just too stoned on lentil fumes to read them properly

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:31, Reply)

There's no QOTW, what's going on?

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:32, Reply)

All the main mods plus founder only wander by every month or so, now.
Presumably in the vague hope that everybody's fucked off and they can stop paying the server costs.
( Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:33, Reply)

McBeef deleted it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:34, Reply)

What a cunt

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:39, Reply)

tggi

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:54, Reply)

This clearly just isn't a crime.
Kid was fucking loving it. Still is.
The only difficulty he's having is pretending to his mother that it wasn't the best thing ever.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:40, Reply)

I suspect his mother knows this.
Also, 16 y/o gets to shag 2 teachers and that is what, date rape? Contributing to the delinquincy of a minor? Abuse of trust?

i'll have all of that in my face please
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:44, Reply)

I bet his dad's not screaming for these women to be arrested.

( Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)

No. He's tossing off to the vids.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:47, Reply)

Pausing between throwing ropes only to go "that's my boy".

( Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:48, Reply)

Hahahahahaha. Gross.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)

lol for throwing ropes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:53, Reply)

My music teacher was fucking three 16 year old year 11 students.
When they found out (from each other) that the relationship they had with said music teacher wasn't exclusive they all phoned his wife and told her.
( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:48, Reply)

Then he got to fuck all four?
Lad I went to school with was knocking off the English teacher and moved in with her when he finished his A levels. She had massive tits.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:49, Reply)

Well I didn't get to fuck any of my teachers and I'm well fucking jelly about it.

( Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:51, Reply)

Ditto, brah.
I really wanted to fuck Old Ma Edwards.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:53, Reply)

a r
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:54, Reply)

She was his wife.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:55, Reply)

My form tutor was about 26 when I was 17 and she fucking despised me.
Hate sex would probably have been the best if only it was the sexy sort of despising and not the sort where they'd genuinely be happy if you got expelled.
( Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:55, Reply)

totes worth it.
you'd likely have got some cash too.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:58, Reply)

She was a little cracker.
Wasn't all bad, though. I did get to follow her backside for several hours on a potholing trip.

I wish that was an euphemism, but alas.
( Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)

I got fucked by my english teacher
that essay was worth a least a B/my arse hurt for weeks*

*delete as applicable
( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Nah, then he died in a hit and run *sadface*

( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:03, Reply)

Still at the driver's petrol was cheap eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:06, Reply)

hi guys!
I'm keeping it foolish here in Leeds, yeah?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:47, Reply)

yer

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:48, Reply)

keepin' it mexico my nigga

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:48, Reply)

I hope you get beat up by border control

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:57, Reply)

Whats with all the fucking deletion!

( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:01, Reply)

THIS^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:01, Reply)

Cranley's got a serious case of butthurt

( Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:01, Reply)

Fuck it, I'm going home!

( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:04, Reply)

delete this please^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:05, Reply)

Never mind all that.
What have you done with QFTW board?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)