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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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There's no Question Of The Week.Am I supposed to post on this board, instead?
Can someone throw a hissy fit, please?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:22,
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latest was 11 years ago)
No, you're not going to get upset, or no, I shouldn't post here?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:31,
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I'm at the top of this thread, soI must be winning.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:35,
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Excellent, I'm the king of this particular shit pile.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:40,
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Keep this up, and I'll have to have you executed.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:58,
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No I'm not going to get upset and no you aren't *supposed* to post here now although you are quite welcome to obviously.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:41,
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appropriately enough, that usually stands for "foreign object damage"(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:35, Reply)
This needs more context.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:36,
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such as, for example, that suffered by the insertion of a hamster into the rectum(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:38, Reply)
This board is considerably less friendly than I'd been led to believe.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:41,
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IM VERY ANGRY AT BEING CRANHAMMERED. IT COMES TO SOMETHING WHEN YOU CANT POST PERSONAL DETAILS ABOUT ANOTHER B3TAN.YOU COULDNT MAKE IT UP.
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^upsetThanks for making me feel welcome.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:42,
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Is this something that really happened to you Gayham?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:42,
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Ha ha, bothering her about me posting a christian name is pretty fucking pathetic. He could have gazzed me or complained to the excellent mod team here who swiftly removed the pornography he was posting rather than crying to her.Sad cunt.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:48,
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Yes, of course I did. Why should she be pestered about it? It's unfair on her being bothered at work by someone who thinks he's the only Gr**** in the world.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:52,
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if only there was a way to block all texts and numbers from mobile contacts(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:53, Reply)
My Christian name is MohammedNo, wait......
I'll get this soon....back in a bit
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Bt subtley changing my name to Grae*e Crossl*y wallop Cranhammered. You'd sware he owned the site.
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COME TO THINK OF IT HE'S SUCH A PUSSY HE'LL HAVE BEEN TWEETING ROB AND CR3. I DON'T BLAME RUTH FOR GETTING HER FRIEND TO TELL HIM THEIR SHORT LIVED 100K MARRIAGE WAS OVER I REALLY DON'T.
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perhaps if you bought an iconyou too could gaz the mods and get any posts you don't like removed?
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I'LL STICK TO PERSONALLY THREATENING POSTERS UNLESS THEY DO AS THEY'RE TOLD IF THATS ALL THE SAME THANKS MATE.(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:52, Reply)
that's the sort of behaviour that makes people publish private gaz messages m8(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:54,
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I want crisps and I have noneI'm too drunk to drive to the all-night Tesco.
#firstworldproblems
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I've found some crackers, cheese and chorizo ristraLife is now good again
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That'll do I suppose.But you can make your own crisps if you are really desperate. You need some potatoes, a really sharp knife, and a massive pan full of boiling hot oil.
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not exactly suitable to be using when pissedthin slice, spray with oil, in oven, safer
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I'm quite drunk so boiling oil sounds like a great idea!If I survive I'll get back to you with the results
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Go for it. Just remember to have a bucket of water to hand to chuck on it if it catches fire.
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fuck that shit yoif it all goes to tits just sling the whole thing in the sink and turn the taps on quick
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Chorizo, peppers, bacon, sliced new potatoes, cheese and chillisI will regret this at some time tomorrow.
Pray for me
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Fresh chillis from the plant on the windowsillWarm on the way in - warmer* on the way out.
*I say 'warmer' - I mean 'HOLYFUCKINGSHITWHYDIDIEATTHESEFRUITSFROMHELL'
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The chillis are a strain* called 'Basket of fire'*I say strain - after a meal with them straining is unnecessary
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I do like a good omelette, and anyone who says they are shit and for cunts is generally a bent spastic.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:29,
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CAN EVERYONE DELETE ANY REFERENCES THEY HAVE MADE TO 'DAVE' OR 'DAVID' PLEASE OR I WILL BE CONTACTING YOUR PARTNERS, FAMILY AND/OR EMPLOYERS(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:56,
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PEOPLE MIGHT THINK ITS ME BECAUSE MY HYPER INFLATED SENSE OF SELF IMPORTANCE LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:58,
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SHIT JUST GOT CREAL!(THIS IS COMBINING HIS NOM DE PLUME AND THE WORD 'REAL' EVERYBODY)
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There's a punch up going on outside my gaff right nowLooks like it could be an interesting night!
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well at least you might get a fruit based alcoholic drink out of it(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:37, Reply)
Is it still going on?Has there been a victor?
Has some slag's honour been defended?
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It appears that there are several slags, some weasel-like scrawny track-suited DNA wastes and a couple of bouncersThis could get interesting.
*opens popcorn, gets deck chair*
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