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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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There's no Question Of The Week.
Am I supposed to post on this board, instead?
Can someone throw a hissy fit, please?
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:22, 110 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Am I supposed to post on this board, instead?
Can someone throw a hissy fit, please?
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:22, 110 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
No I'm not going to get upset and no you aren't *supposed* to post here now although you are quite welcome to obviously.
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appropriately enough, that usually stands for "foreign object damage"
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:35, Reply)
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:35, Reply)
such as, for example, that suffered by the insertion of a hamster into the rectum
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This board is considerably less friendly than I'd been led to believe.
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IM VERY ANGRY AT BEING CRANHAMMERED. IT COMES TO SOMETHING WHEN YOU CANT POST PERSONAL DETAILS ABOUT ANOTHER B3TAN.
YOU COULDNT MAKE IT UP.
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:41, Reply)
YOU COULDNT MAKE IT UP.
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:41, Reply)
Ha ha, bothering her about me posting a christian name is pretty fucking pathetic. He could have gazzed me or complained to the excellent mod team here who swiftly removed the pornography he was posting rather than crying to her.
Sad cunt.
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:48, Reply)
Sad cunt.
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:48, Reply)
Yes, of course I did. Why should she be pestered about it? It's unfair on her being bothered at work by someone who thinks he's the only Gr**** in the world.
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:52, Reply)
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if only there was a way to block all texts and numbers from mobile contacts
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:53, Reply)
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My Christian name is Mohammed
No, wait......
I'll get this soon....back in a bit
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:54, Reply)
No, wait......
I'll get this soon....back in a bit
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:54, Reply)
Bt subtley changing my name to Grae*e Crossl*y wallop Cranhammered.
You'd sware he owned the site.
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:45, Reply)
You'd sware he owned the site.
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:45, Reply)
COME TO THINK OF IT HE'S SUCH A PUSSY HE'LL HAVE BEEN TWEETING ROB AND CR3.
I DON'T BLAME RUTH FOR GETTING HER FRIEND TO TELL HIM THEIR SHORT LIVED 100K MARRIAGE WAS OVER I REALLY DON'T.
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:47, Reply)
I DON'T BLAME RUTH FOR GETTING HER FRIEND TO TELL HIM THEIR SHORT LIVED 100K MARRIAGE WAS OVER I REALLY DON'T.
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:47, Reply)
perhaps if you bought an icon
you too could gaz the mods and get any posts you don't like removed?
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:48, Reply)
you too could gaz the mods and get any posts you don't like removed?
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:48, Reply)
I'LL STICK TO PERSONALLY THREATENING POSTERS UNLESS THEY DO AS THEY'RE TOLD IF THATS ALL THE SAME THANKS MATE.
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:52, Reply)
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:52, Reply)
that's the sort of behaviour that makes people publish private gaz messages m8
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:54, Reply)
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:54, Reply)
I want crisps and I have none
I'm too drunk to drive to the all-night Tesco.
#firstworldproblems
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:55, Reply)
I'm too drunk to drive to the all-night Tesco.
#firstworldproblems
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:55, Reply)
I've found some crackers, cheese and chorizo ristra
Life is now good again
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:09, Reply)
Life is now good again
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:09, Reply)
That'll do I suppose.
But you can make your own crisps if you are really desperate. You need some potatoes, a really sharp knife, and a massive pan full of boiling hot oil.
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:12, Reply)
But you can make your own crisps if you are really desperate. You need some potatoes, a really sharp knife, and a massive pan full of boiling hot oil.
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:12, Reply)
not exactly suitable to be using when pissed
thin slice, spray with oil, in oven, safer
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:14, Reply)
thin slice, spray with oil, in oven, safer
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:14, Reply)
I'm quite drunk so boiling oil sounds like a great idea!
If I survive I'll get back to you with the results
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:14, Reply)
If I survive I'll get back to you with the results
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:14, Reply)
Go for it.
Just remember to have a bucket of water to hand to chuck on it if it catches fire.
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:17, Reply)
Just remember to have a bucket of water to hand to chuck on it if it catches fire.
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:17, Reply)
fuck that shit yo
if it all goes to tits just sling the whole thing in the sink and turn the taps on quick
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:20, Reply)
if it all goes to tits just sling the whole thing in the sink and turn the taps on quick
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:20, Reply)
Chorizo, peppers, bacon, sliced new potatoes, cheese and chillis
I will regret this at some time tomorrow.
Pray for me
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:28, Reply)
I will regret this at some time tomorrow.
Pray for me
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:28, Reply)
Fresh chillis from the plant on the windowsill
Warm on the way in - warmer* on the way out.
*I say 'warmer' - I mean 'HOLYFUCKINGSHITWHYDIDIEATTHESEFRUITSFROMHELL'
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:34, Reply)
Warm on the way in - warmer* on the way out.
*I say 'warmer' - I mean 'HOLYFUCKINGSHITWHYDIDIEATTHESEFRUITSFROMHELL'
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:34, Reply)
The chillis are a strain* called 'Basket of fire'
*I say strain - after a meal with them straining is unnecessary
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:38, Reply)
*I say strain - after a meal with them straining is unnecessary
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:38, Reply)
I do like a good omelette, and anyone who says they are shit and for cunts is generally a bent spastic.
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:29, Reply)
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:29, Reply)
CAN EVERYONE DELETE ANY REFERENCES THEY HAVE MADE TO 'DAVE' OR 'DAVID' PLEASE OR I WILL BE CONTACTING YOUR PARTNERS, FAMILY AND/OR EMPLOYERS
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:56, Reply)
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:56, Reply)
PEOPLE MIGHT THINK ITS ME BECAUSE MY HYPER INFLATED SENSE OF SELF IMPORTANCE LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:58, Reply)
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SHIT JUST GOT CREAL!
(THIS IS COMBINING HIS NOM DE PLUME AND THE WORD 'REAL' EVERYBODY)
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:00, Reply)
(THIS IS COMBINING HIS NOM DE PLUME AND THE WORD 'REAL' EVERYBODY)
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:00, Reply)
There's a punch up going on outside my gaff right now
Looks like it could be an interesting night!
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:36, Reply)
Looks like it could be an interesting night!
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:36, Reply)
well at least you might get a fruit based alcoholic drink out of it
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:37, Reply)
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:37, Reply)
Is it still going on?
Has there been a victor?
Has some slag's honour been defended?
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:47, Reply)
Has there been a victor?
Has some slag's honour been defended?
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:47, Reply)
It appears that there are several slags, some weasel-like scrawny track-suited DNA wastes and a couple of bouncers
This could get interesting.
*opens popcorn, gets deck chair*
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:53, Reply)
This could get interesting.
*opens popcorn, gets deck chair*
( , Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:53, Reply)
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