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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That reminds me, a joiner mate had a council job refitting the windows in Sandlands.He knocks on this jakeys door and says he's here to do the windows the bloke says OK as this big fuck-off German Shepard wanders into his flat from outside.
Matey's working from the outside of the flat looking in as this bloke goes back to drinking super and watching daytime tely. The dog wanders about a bit then shits on the carpet. Matey continues watching telly regardless.
Eventually he announces that he's finished.
'Are ye no taking yer dug wi ye?'
'I thought it was yours... see ya!'
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:18,
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I lol'dThe dog reminds me of meatsnake poster
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:35,
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