Well this is good. I've been run off my feet today. What you up to? Had any online meltdowns recently?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 17:49, 38 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I've had a nice day.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 18:29, Reply)

nobody cares, prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 18:30, Reply)

Your impotent Internet rage and severe jealousy of my glamorous lifestyle serve only to make you look more of a loser than I thought.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 18:35, Reply)

I have a glammo lifestyle m8, I had a haircut earlier and I went to the Nakers-endorsed discount retailer TK Maxx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 18:41, Reply)

Hey I had a hair cut too. If we didn't think each other were massive wankers we could be pals.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 18:42, Reply)

I even had my sideburns trimmed

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 18:45, Reply)

Radical, I had my hair cut by a geriatric homo who was still in the closet.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 18:48, Reply)

I had mine done in a barbers where all the staff dress like Andrew Weatherall

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 18:52, Reply)

Today has been frustrating
Halifax STILL can't guarantee a replacement card - even though I requested the first replacement on the 21st of August. The 'morning delivery' of the new dishwasher turned up at 5:40 and I'm having to go to Derby to fix my daughter's motorbike after she was knocked off it by an Arriva bus driver (off duty) and then had it pushed over again by the same driver after she remonstrated with him*.


*Video to follow if Arriva don't lynch the nasty misogynistic old fuck after they've seen the video and had the witness statements
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 18:40, Reply)

Alright.
Been pottering about packing. Now cooking a toad in the hole because I can't be arsed to go shopping.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:04, Reply)

wait, Torry has 'a nice bit'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:05, Reply)

lol.
'Less shit' would be more appropriate.

In fairness, I looked at places in nicer areas but this was the nicest kept block I'd seen.

At least it's not Balnagask.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:07, Reply)

you may as well look at Tilly or Powis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:10, Reply)

Sandlands though.
I stay between froghall and powis at the moment, lol.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:12, Reply)

Jesus H Christ

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:13, Reply)

That reminds me, a joiner mate had a council job refitting the windows in Sandlands.
He knocks on this jakeys door and says he's here to do the windows the bloke says OK as this big fuck-off German Shepard wanders into his flat from outside.

Matey's working from the outside of the flat looking in as this bloke goes back to drinking super and watching daytime tely. The dog wanders about a bit then shits on the carpet. Matey continues watching telly regardless.

Eventually he announces that he's finished.

'Are ye no taking yer dug wi ye?'
'I thought it was yours... see ya!'
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:18, Reply)

I lol'd
The dog reminds me of meatsnake poster
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:35, Reply)

What, the shitting on the carpet?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:36, Reply)

TTJ

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:48, Reply)

Oh OK - clear now.

ROTFLOL!!!
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 20:11, Reply)

Also, Torry as benefitted from an influx of Eastern Europeans.
They're posh enough not to piss in the bath, and take a dim view on jakeys trying to steal their stuff.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:11, Reply)

Holburn Street's alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:12, Reply)

My cordless drill stopped working.
After fiddling with it and shaking it, I flipped out and threw it at the wall leaving a dent which I'll now have to repair.

Fuck this life.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:14, Reply)

always fiddling, aren't you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:21, Reply)

Anyone who can't afford a handyman is a life failure - dozer a/c

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:36, Reply)

I done a well nice dinner
- Miso maronaded griddled aubergene
- Pickled Raddish, Cucumber & Spring Onion
- Tempura Prawns
- Sushi Rice

Well good, proper made up by this one
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:30, Reply)

What's all this forin shit?

If you don't like proper british food maybe you should go back to your own country.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:34, Reply)

It's a disgace really, paying over the queen's head to a Japanese prodct.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:55, Reply)