Have you sold your place in f-town?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:26, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Nope, why?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:28, Reply)

Coz you moved into the half flat?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:33, Reply)

I've been staying here during the week for a few months, go back every other weekend roughly.
No point renewing the season ticket as I can pay for the tube as I go for about £30 a week and buy 'weekender' tickets for £30, so even if I went down to f-town every weekend it would still be £65 cheaper per week. Sensible eh?

Probably start thinking about what, if anything, to do with my house in the new year.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:42, Reply)

I'm just leaving this here mate.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-29464446
(Mr Udagawa, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:44, Reply)

tl;dr but good joke m8 well done well done

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:46, Reply)

I can understand your mistrust and paranoia mate. It's all explained here mate.
www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/10603195/Short-man-syndrome-really-does-exist-Oxford-University-finds.html
(Mr Udagawa, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:49, Reply)

Come on Gayham, you're only 5'9" though

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:52, Reply)

Chix dig my tasselled loafers what can I say

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:55, Reply)

You can say something pompous, self aggrandising and hypocritical as a rule.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:00, Reply)

lolz
"One of the most interesting findings of the study is that short men actually do less housework in a typical marriage than tall men do - though the study points out delicately, this may be because with tall men, "the nature of their housework is different".

In other words, we are too short to reach the tops of closets where the heavy house cleaning equipment is kept."
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:48, Reply)

forest moon of endor

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:52, Reply)

There's probably a nice load of jobs going for short-arses on the new films.
It's not all bad.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:57, Reply)

short for a man is 5'6" and under
short for a woman is 5'2" and under

tall for a man is 6'2" and over
tall for a woman is 5'9" and over

caring about something as irrelevant as height is retarded in both sexes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:01, Reply)

Yey tall!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:02, Reply)

ack, did you even read the last sentence?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:03, Reply)

Don't need to coz I'm tall you see

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:05, Reply)

you aren't 'classically' tall though, you just seem to have a really long neck and no chin

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:10, Reply)

naked giraffe

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:11, Reply)

You'll get your own back when his wife leaves him rach.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:15, Reply)

that won't be for a while yet
there's still milk in that cow
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:16, Reply)

Keep your furry perversions out of this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:15, Reply)

omg did you just dozer me?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:17, Reply)

You got all that from a thumbnail?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:15, Reply)

nah i looked at your facebook pics and also made it up

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:16, Reply)

Whoa, whoa, easy on the upset sweetheart. I don't make the rules.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:07, Reply)

I don't think she took teh time to read my exciting links.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:07, Reply)

unexpected levels of perspicacity here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:10, Reply)

Jumped up dictionary sk8tr prick^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:16, Reply)

lol
*imagines self on sk8s*

lols some more
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:17, Reply)

Those two are closer than they like to think.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:17, Reply)

well i declare
coming from dozer's bumchum, this is most distressing.

what will he say when he reads what you really think of him?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:22, Reply)

ha ha 'upset' top webskillzorz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:09, Reply)

the rules anyone happy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:10, Reply)

the rules my wife come
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:10, Reply)

the rules any money
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:11, Reply)

the rules any decent posts
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:11, Reply)

Newsletter disagrees

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:13, Reply)

oh ha ha you are upset on the internet oh no ha ha

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:13, Reply)

You know what
I think she might be
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:14, Reply)

no one cares what you think

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:15, Reply)

not really! i do, you're a right laugh

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:15, Reply)

Sensible is sexeh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:45, Reply)

women love a practical and thrifty man

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:47, Reply)

Rent it out to illegal immigrants, that'll pull in a few quid.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:48, Reply)

I know you're into tax avoidance and paying your thick staff ca$h to help keep HM Treasury in the red but some of us do things above board in an honourable and honest way yeah

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:50, Reply)

That's me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:52, Reply)

Good lad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:53, Reply)

If you pay all your taxes, you're a life failure.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:54, Reply)

Paye doesn't offer enough opportunities it's true.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:56, Reply)