I'm always goin' docs but i'm also fucked so it's all fair-doos.
Was gonna go to a job interview today but I woke up with an awful ache of the belly so have delayed it.

I saw my medical book the last time I was down 'ostaple, and I swear man, it was like 5 inches thick, and apparently that's my third one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:58, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Stop eating so much shit.
HTH xx
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:05, Reply)

I reckon it's more the ulsers, strictures and inflamation.... rather than the pizza I had last night.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:08, Reply)

caused by eating rubbish

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:11, Reply)

I don't think that is the cause of crohn's disease

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:12, Reply)

What am I? His Dr?
I don't know what you lot have got.
apart from a shit sense of humour
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:16, Reply)

I'm not so sure, I would have thought a medical profesional* would have mentioned that to me at one point or another.
* who has seen my case.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:12, Reply)

Whoa hold up there, I think you're forgetting that Jayse here is pretty well known for being good at admin
That's got to count for something, right?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:16, Reply)

He just wants me to take a load of Moviprep for sexual practice =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:19, Reply)

I think it's more pertinent that he has a lot of experience in proctology.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:20, Reply)