Today is turning out to be a MEATSNAKE inspired one
Just had an offer on the house of £1k below asking price, my work today has been cancelled and got bought a pint.

Alt:
Apart from my back (which seems to have been OK for a year now), I'm NEVER ill. The last time I went to the docs was probably 2 or 3 years ago (for my back).
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:38, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I assumed you have accepted?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:39, Reply)

Just now, yes!
\o/
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:41, Reply)

woot!
get in!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:42, Reply)

No, he needs to get out
so the new owners can get in.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)

this^
Tonight will now be beer, wine, pizza, shots of patron, wanking
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Yes!!!!!
99k in the bag!!!!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)

Don't be silly. He lives 'up north'.
It's £39k at best.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)

wholestreetforaquidlolz

( Peej, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)

It works out about £45k cash or thereabouts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:52, Reply)

I am offering odds of them pulling out
in less than a week
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:59, Reply)

Me too :o(

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:06, Reply)

You're welcome.
(Hooray!)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:47, Reply)