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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening all
Working again..... Calf 2 just relapsed and puked everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:19, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Sorry to hear.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:21, Reply)
I thought you was told to stop cooking?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:21, Reply)
I've just cooked some leek and potato soup ACKSHULLY
with ginger in it too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:30, Reply)
RIP Swipe.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:31, Reply)
Can you imagine the size of the saucepan he would need?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:33, Reply)
Not really.
Saying that, if he is only cooking for four, maybe with an extra portion for tomorrow, then the average 'large pan' is probably sufficient.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:36, Reply)
Seems like a lot of wastage unless he has a walk in freezer

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:42, Reply)
I have a wank in freezer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:49, Reply)
Sounds a bit like my ex-wife

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:53, Reply)
I found her to e very pleasant.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:54, Reply)
You do realise swipe will kick your arse again if she reads this?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:55, Reply)
I will take that risk.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:57, Reply)
Whoops my bad, for a minute I thought I was answering a MEATSNAKE post

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:58, Reply)
If you've made the mistake I think you have I am flouncing 5eva

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:57, Reply)
Well your twos posts are almost exactly the same, easy mistake to make

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:59, Reply)
Get fucked

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 21:01, Reply)
HAHAHA, I'm quite happy about that one, I think it's got to be one of my best wind ups on here EVAH

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 21:02, Reply)
\0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:59, Reply)
Do you think that 99p Italian might have been responsible?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:26, Reply)
I think he's left us Jeffers
It's almost like he cares more for his sick child than he does for us, what a cunt eh?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:28, Reply)
What a shit cunt.
Especially considering we have a publican posting.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:29, Reply)
^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:29, Reply)
Still here
Nah, its a bug going round his school, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:29, Reply)
You should burn the fucker down to the ground

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:34, Reply)
Cheap for a Cornetto.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:28, Reply)
Doesn't scan.
Just one Cornetto..... err, 99p.

See.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:30, Reply)
You must be joking

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:31, Reply)
But I'm not.
Well, you with your song writing 'skillz' might be able to get 99p to scan, but I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:33, Reply)
I hear that TuiB writes all his songs whilst driving
So he definitely has time to fine tune them
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:37, Reply)
#You'veGotARedCar.....
Oh, how life might have been different if he'd got a fast one insteadM
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:39, Reply)
I bet he wish he never passed up buying that pink Cadillac and all

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:40, Reply)
Red ones go faster

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:41, Reply)
That scans less well than the 99p Cornetto.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:44, Reply)
Smart Old Blue won though

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 21:04, Reply)
Well thats ruined my appetite

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 21:07, Reply)
I feel ill but then I have just had a load of chicken

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:29, Reply)
Lemmy now hates you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:30, Reply)
He said he's glad I eat other birds so there is more seed and millet in the world for him

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:32, Reply)
He'll be flying to Syria tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:34, Reply)

mm ro
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 21:05, Reply)

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