There are only a couple of minor annoyances about my new mobile telephone
One being the lack of notification light for texts and emails, the other being that the exciting new 4G thing is great but where I spend most of my time, work and the half-flat, are both 'black spots' if that's the correct term, which means I get one less G most of the time. If I cross the road outside work I can get the extra G, but not here.

Also Begginflock has 2.0'd me again :((((((
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:17, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What sort of phone is it?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:18, Reply)

It's a 'mobile' or 'cellular' telephone

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:19, Reply)

I was going to try and help but I see you are being a spoonhanded bumface so I shall remove my offer

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:20, Reply)

It's the Apple EyeTelephone Variant 6

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:21, Reply)

Bloody Americans...
Every time I hear "cellular" I think that it's been implanted in the owner's neck, like a bad episode of the X-Files.
(Twangy Rubber, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:21, Reply)

How come in films and televisions americans never have an audible ringtone, just the vibrate thing? Also they never say hello, they press just the answer button and the other person immediately starts talking.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:23, Reply)

Perhaps they have it on vibrate because it's implanted somewhere else?

(Twangy Rubber, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:24, Reply)

fucken flash bastards

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:26, Reply)

I never have an audible tone
But that's cos I am one of the cool kids
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:27, Reply)

I turn sound off at work, hence me liking having a light thingy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:28, Reply)

don't the messages pop up on scereen? Will that do?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:29, Reply)

Only if you see it, which I dont always, then if the screen goes dark there's nothing to tell you until you press buttons to make it light up again

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:31, Reply)

Rumour has it that you do have a light "thingy" hahahaha
This is funny because it refers to a small penis
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:30, Reply)

ACTUALLY IT'S FAIRLY COMMON
www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/14-women-tell-what-its-like-having-sex-with-a-micropenis#2xt4wr1
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:32, Reply)

Awwww ...

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:36, Reply)

most tv americans don't say goodbye before they hang up either
and they rarely finish drinks in bars which annoys me.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:28, Reply)

That's terribly wasteful

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:29, Reply)

zackly!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:35, Reply)

There is a setting you can use that'll use the flashlight for notifications, I think it's under Settings -> General -> Accessiblity (but google it if it ain't).

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:24, Reply)

Yes this is it...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:26, Reply)

Thanks Bonz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:27, Reply)

Thanks Gonz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:26, Reply)

Nois problemos amigos

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:42, Reply)