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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's Sunday morning, buttmunchers!It's half way through the morning, I've put the second wash on, hung out the first, made my breakfast, planned out my new workbench and I fully intend to clean the bathroom.
What have you slugabeds achieved so far? Eh? EH?
Alt: DIY? Are you any good at it or do you get a man in*? (Ooer mrs etc)
*Rachel - we know you have a man who runs up your skirts for you.
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OMG i can not believe that how can its possible !OMG i can not believe that how can its possible !
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 11:41,
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anyone who clicks through this kind of shit deserves to have their hard drive trashed, jussayin(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 11:43,
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I've been winning money gambling online, going to mums for lunch then training it back to London My mum!!!! Hahahahaha yeah
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 11:49,
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Good work.Quit whilst you're ahead, and then with the money buy yourself a pair of trainers and a Mister Whippy ice-cream.
A winning combination.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 12:05,
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I'm pretty good at knowing when to quit, make a bit of pocket money and leave it there. Enough to get me and swipe matching fanny packs and a hot dog each in NY(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 12:08,
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My plan is better.Unless you can get Mister Whippy in New York.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 12:09,
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Well I plan on getting some trainers there so hopefully Mr whippy has a presence there too(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 12:11,
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Me too.Otherwise the entire trip would have been a waste of time.
I hope your New York trainers are a pair of 'LA Gear' with lights in the heels. That you mistakenly buy because you get mild concussion and think they look good.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 12:16,
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Either them or some billionaire boys club 'ice cream' trainers with a garish pattern on(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 12:19,
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Mister Whippy trainers would be 'cool'.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 12:21,
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no I think this idea has real potential
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 13:04,
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I'm watching The Bill.Not sure why, I have other things I should be doing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 11:57,
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Thankfully, The Bill has finished so I can crack on with stuff now.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 12:00,
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Arse. There is another episode on straight after.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 12:00,
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And it's about racial tension, always a good one(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 12:03,
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lol, I liked that one where begbie kept singing about liverpool fc(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 12:05,
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It won't pay itself, you knowLOL!!!!!!!!!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 12:50,
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Stick to the Flake socks, Drimbo.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 12:53,
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OMGDerek Conway has just been blown up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 13:00,
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Doctor Veggie Hater wilk be happy Liverpool have just gone one up to QPR.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 14:54,
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Spend it on 21 veggie sunday dinners.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 16:11,
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or get 43.4kg of fresh Quorn Mince under the current "3 for a fiver" Tesco offer(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 16:16,
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he must have a foot like a traction engine(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 16:18,
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Going to have a couple more pints, get an Indian and finish reading my book.The flat I'm staying in this weekend has sky. After spending about half an hour hopping through the channels I'm glad I don't pay for it. The best thing on was an old episode of Diezel and Pascoe.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 15:38,
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under the govt's new proposals for trollingthere'd be a few 2 year stretches handed out to b3 tans.
how have your weekends been? I am waiting for a nice roast chicken that's in the oven, with some stuffing from last Xmas.
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Mine was good, went coastal for a bit. 2.5 hr journey back was shit, got some pint cans of Stella though so that's good.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 18:37,
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Dunno, no high speed trains :(Also got back to the flat after swipes charidee afternoon tea for old people to find they eat like animals and can't load a dishwasher. Ungrateful old cunts, everything smells of piss too.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 18:59,
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Well, if you will have Stunned over for a brew, don't be surprised if he needs a piss.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 19:01,
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It's ok I've tidied up and the old peoples atmosphere is dispersing(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 19:07,
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Those pensioners have probably pissed in your tea cups.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 19:12,
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They haven't used my pint glass so thats a bonus.Loads of food leftover but no way of telling if they've touched it so that's all out of bounds
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 19:14,
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What do old people eat these days?I thought it was all blended mush.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 19:16,
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Judging by the 'crumbage' volume I would suggest that whatever they shove in their gobs about 50-70% falls out(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 19:19,
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I bet, pulling the sandwiches apart to see what's in there and putting them back, the animals.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 19:18,
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Quiet. City won again though.Might have a beer and then a curry. Or might just have more beer.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 18:46,
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What veg are you doing with your chicken?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 18:59,
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