You should try living somewhere not shit.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:34, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Like Surbiton.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:37, Reply)

I've never been mugged in Surbiton.
In fact, the only place I have been mugged was Guildford.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:38, Reply)

pussy^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:40, Reply)

I was eighteen. If you'd seen what I looked like when I was eighteen, you wouldn't be surprised.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Surbiton/Guildford is shit and for cunts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Haha, yeah, unlike Lewisham.
Drove through there, yesterday.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:40, Reply)

and you made it out alive and with all of your car?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:41, Reply)

Quality innit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:43, Reply)

I closed the windows and locked the doors. I drove through red lights and every time there was a queue of traffic, I blasted through on the pavement.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:43, Reply)

I hope you didn't run over anyone's foot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Oi!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:47, Reply)

You wouldn't have noticed, it must be 90% Swarovski, by now.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:48, Reply)

Stunned poster out for a Sunday stroll

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:03, Reply)

I'm lolling at how incredibly rubbish that is

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:08, Reply)

FOtoshurp skillzors

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Tekkers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Oh wow.
That looks like you printed off a bunch of pictures, stuck them together and re-scanned the resulting mess back onto your computer.

And since when was Stunner in the Taliban?
( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:15, Reply)

that's an orthodox Jew innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:18, Reply)

Oh yeah, I've spotted his tentacles, now.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:19, Reply)

I tried to photoshop Stunned with a foot and a bit
but got told off by my boss for making naked Rodney Dangerfield imagery
( Peej, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:18, Reply)

You need these fitted to your car.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:47, Reply)

I notice that the dummy in that vid is female.
The Saffers don't like women much, do they?
(Twangy Rubber, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:57, Reply)

tell me about this wonderful fantasy land where there's no crime

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:38, Reply)

North Korea innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:40, Reply)