i am none of the above
i am stylish and successful.

weekend: art fair and then dinner at a nice new york italian restaurant in chelsea with frog and 4 RL friends. tomorrow the hordes arrive: my brother, wife and 3 kids are staying with us. brother and wife can fuck off and celebrate his birthday, whilst we get to entertain the kids. and my dad will be there too. sunday we will take the kids somewhere (i want to take them on the rib speed boat and then to ripleys, but the oldest wants to go to the tower of london. i love the tower, but NOT at the weekend, even more plebby cunts than usual) and then get rid of them, relax and congratulate ourselves on not having any.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:11, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

link to menu plz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:13, Reply)

www.goatchelsea.com/

cocktails upstairs first, then menu.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:15, Reply)

I will have beer then steak
Cheers
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)

is it my turn to pay?
you can have a starter and some tap water
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:29, Reply)

It is your turn to pay. I have paid the last two times not that I'm counting so I'm having pork, steak and beer now

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Cheers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)

www.frankieandbennys.com/menu/main
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)

i have dealt with a property matter involving the coventry one, some years ago
ah, coventry. where you have to go to a business park to eat your dinner.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)

There's a new one in the old Carphone Warehouse on the A45 as well!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:22, Reply)

I'm definitely booking that for valentine's day

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)

I like how she doesnt include you in her RL friend quota

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:21, Reply)

we're slightly more than friends
not to give anything away, or anything
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)

Frenemys

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)

Her RL friends aren't my friends either!!! I basically have no friends!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)

I like you frog
Dont listen to the big mean lady
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Churs m8, I knew I could rely on you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)

See, that's a proper weekend.
Maybe I should be more cultural in Manchester and smoke a fatty on the eye?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)

the art fair is awesome
"affordable" art is anything from £100 to £4,000, so if you're buying a new house or something, it's amazing. every year i go and say NOTHING ELSE, and every year i come away with something...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)

A lighter wallet?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)

yep
last year i bought frog a picture and myself a sculpture that was far too big for the mantelpiece and now has to manage on one of the bookshelves
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)

most of it is absolute shite though
and all the provincial galleries stick another 50% on their ticket prices because they're in a perma-tent in That London

My missus haggled one guy down to 35% of the original asking price
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:39, Reply)

haggling? christ, how terribly uncouth

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)

you idiot

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)

might as well wear a t-shirt that says "we've got no money"
cringe
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:51, Reply)

hahaha ... you really are a desperate middle class climber, aren't you?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:51, Reply)

^ takes pride in his pikey wife bashing someone's livelihood down by 2/3 ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)

yurr ... it's definitely better to pay a few hundred quid over the odds
just to hide your insecurity about your wealth to a shopkeeper you'll never met again

mnnnnnng
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)

i bet everyone walking past was like, look at that pair of yokel twats, think they're at a farmer's fair

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)

yeah ... not sure you're gonna dig yourself out of this one, pet
but keep trying ... trying is clearly what you do
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)

bet you're the kind of people that go to the supermarket minutes before it closes
to snap up all the yellow REDUCED stickers
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)

that's it ... keep going
you'll work yourself a middle class climber wank out of this in no time
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)

"shut up mini-cheapskates and eat your delicious dinner of slightly squished strawberries and fish"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:07, Reply)

nearly there ... oh yeah ... just a little more and I'll have damped my expensive knickers
did I mention that they're expensive? it's very important to me that people judge me on monetary terms and OHMYGODI'MCUMMING!

Anybody got some primula and ryvita?
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:11, Reply)

I've got a fake Michael Craig-Martin on my bedside table

( Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)

I've got a Craig McLachlan poster on my bedroom ceiling

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:47, Reply)

he's so dreamy

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:48, Reply)

He's like the Bo Diddley of the 90s

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:50, Reply)

oh nice one, i hope you packed the change neatly into your megabumbag then invited your pals round for a viewing of your discount art and a pizza.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)

I bought myself a bag of tangfastics and some panini stickers
with the change I didn't get for something I didn't buy
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)

i bet it was an ikea poster
and he bought it in the bargain basement bin
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)

I wish we had that nice poster of a tennis bird scratching her arse reduced by 35% too

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)

maybe we can get dr cheapo's wife to haggle it down for us

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)

+ yet

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)

1. you are several of the above+ginger
2. How are they all going to fit in a half flat?
( Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:23, Reply)

Duh
You cut them in half before putting them in the half flat
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)

this is a better solution
or put them on the balconies, out of the way. it's not that cold yet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)

the kids will have the spare room - girls in the double bed, boy on a camp bed
my brother and his wife will have the double sofa bed

frog and i will be in the usual bed

my dad is staying in what looks like a really beautiful little hotel that they've opened just around the corner. excited to see if the bar is any good.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)

Sounds like Hell
We have a 4 bed place plus double sofa bed and we still don't let anyone stay. Other people suck.
( Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)

bet you wish your wife sucked, just a little bit...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:29, Reply)

She did on my birthday. Once a year is better than nothing I guess.

( Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:34, Reply)

your birthday too, eh?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:55, Reply)

Poor Lemmy :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)

my nephew is desperate to know if he can sleep in the same room as lemmy
oh dear :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)