I think we probably all have double standards, when it suits us.
Perhaps you should only put someone's genitals in your mouth after smearing them in a dusty, hairy old cheesy dorito?

Alt: Football once a week, basketball once a week and cricket during the summer. Plus dog walking, working in the garden and the allotment.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 27 Oct 2014, 11:49, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

as a girl
it's the "in" bit that i find disturbing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:05, Reply)

I merely used the term used in the OP. Don't read too much into it.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:34, Reply)

I like that allotments are still called allotments
It's got a cheery Dig For Victory feel to it. I hope your potatoes are a success. That'll show The Hun that old Blighty won't be beaten. Hurrah!
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Yes, that's right Grandad.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:35, Reply)

I'm going to give this veg growing lark a go next year I reckon.
The flat I've moved into already has a couple of veg patches. I'm probably going to do tatties in barrels.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:15, Reply)

wouldn't bother with potatoes
the time of year when you'll harvest them they cost about thruppence a kilo

Grow weird stuff and things that don't store and travel well.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Grow weird stuff and things that don't store and travel well. fuck the garden and go down the juicer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:28, Reply)

^^^this

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:30, Reply)

My plan is to spend less time in the pub and more time doing other things.
Like twatting about with a shovel and a tin of lager.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:30, Reply)

some of us don't have to work twenty hours a day to maintain a student lifestyle

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:34, Reply)

I've tried to grow corriander a load of times 'cos I can't use it quick enough.
But it turns out it's shit at not dying.

I just chop it and freeze it now.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:39, Reply)

do you live in Cornwall?
because coriander isn't exactly exotic in the rest of the world
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Doesn't exotic shit die easily?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:52, Reply)

depends what it is
loads of Chinese veg grow well here
you're probably not going to manage pineapples and mangos
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:58, Reply)