having a kid who smears shit on the walls is a sign of failing in pretty much every area of life
h T h
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:09, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

That doesn't work

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:14, Reply)

try putting your finger under each word and reading it out loud
it might help you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:15, Reply)

nope

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:17, Reply)

ah well, you tried, and that's the main thing
anyway, anyone who says money can't buy happiness simply doesn't know where to shop.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:21, Reply)

handbags will never fully disguise the emptiness of your life

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:28, Reply)

just because you're working yourself to the aged bone with kids now doesn't mean they'll stick around

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:35, Reply)

I'm sitting in the park.
You're the one doing twenty hour days, love. I'm a proper idle cunt.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:37, Reply)

all by yourself?
you do surprise me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)

He's got his big lens out again

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:53, Reply)

bow chikka chikka bow wow!

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:54, Reply)

I'm with the kids.
I'm not allowed on the swings.

:(
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:53, Reply)

baggenfock'll be along in a minute

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:56, Reply)

he better bring the cash

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:01, Reply)

doesn't he live in an ex-council semi too?
I'M SO CONFUSED
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:02, Reply)

I'd say that's more failing at parenting.
No-one in their right mind regrets having kids, those that do will usually buy them property on the other side of the country to get rid of the cunts.
( Muns, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)

everybody's different
some people should have kids, some shouldn't.

baggenfock definitely shouldn't, the nonce.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:49, Reply)

buying property for your kids is basically like telling them you expect them to fail at life

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:50, Reply)

you keep telling yourself this as your wife shouts at SSE to try and reduce the 'leccy bill by a quid

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:54, Reply)

now what's got ricecake crumbs in your knickers?
don't tell me that two bed flat was a present from Daddy? hahaha fucking hell
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:57, Reply)

no, i might pop out for a burrito in a minute, though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:02, Reply)

pikey

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:05, Reply)

if a giant wholewheat tortilla stuffed with brown rice, peppers, onions, carrots, courgettes, baby sweetcorn, mushrooms, spicy salsa, cheese, sour cream and jalapenos is pikey...
... then colour me pikey.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:12, Reply)

Mexicans are the pikeys of the Americas.

( Muns, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:14, Reply)

it's the most depressing peasant food outside Africa
Christ alone knows why anybody ever imported it
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:29, Reply)

I think we all know what a burrito is

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:15, Reply)

povvo pikey with eating disorder

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:27, Reply)