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I'm like the genie in your lamp and face on your stampThe hip-hop rocket, the microphone champ
Have we covered boobs and booze? I like both boobs AND booze.
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if only this were trueonly this very morning a group of uncouth builders whistled at them
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 12:48,
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it's cruel sarcasm like this that brings the building trade into disrepute(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 12:50, Reply)
uh huhjust because you're used to a pair of hairy heavily garlicked fried eggs
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 12:51,
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Fuck snakes "Rivs" you know these counts can't see beyond the latest threadAll that typing for nothing :(
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 12:44,
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yeah ... soz ... but ... I gotta knockout voice, like a Rolls Royce(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 12:46, Reply)
every day is tits'n'beer day, brodon't go turning queer on us now
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A longer term solution would be for you to stand in the path of a high speed train. (, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 12:50, Reply)
monty?this one's for your old man:
i.imgur.com/OECypx2.png
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 12:48,
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why don't you get your not remotely retarded daughter to smear me on the wall?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 13:23,
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What about booze covered boobs?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 12:49,
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I'd like to fire your anally raped corpse into the inlet of a jet engine. (, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 12:53, Reply)
this would be goodbut rather than corpse, can he be brutally mutilated but still alive and fully conscious?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 12:55,
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Is there anyone you do like, Misery McUglyfuck?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 13:06,
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just think of it as inheriting and reinvigorating the Anglo-Saxon poetic scansion after centuries of Romance influenceonly with fuzzy wuzzies
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The rhyming was simplistic and that last stanza knocked the metre out all to cock.(
Kroney, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 13:08,
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Step back and watch me rhyme. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Oct 2014, 13:03,
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Lazy fat shit. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Oct 2014, 13:14,
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I don't like 'em figgity fat, I like 'em stiggity stackedYou wiggity wiggity wack if you ain't got biggity back.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Oct 2014, 13:24,
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Aww man, that other thread was much better :((
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 13:06,
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Yep, in bayta terms i dun a "Monty at the Cbeese"(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 13:18,
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Here's some tits and beer just for you, jase:
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 13:20,
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now this is the kind of amateur erotica I could really bash one out to(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 13:28, Reply)
It's basically Saturday night back at jaysums fallowfield fuckpalace (, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Jane Marie Genevieve Wiedlin (born May 20, 1958) is an American musician, singer-songwriter, and actress best known as the rhythm guitarist and secondary vocalist of the all-female new wave band The Go-Go's.Wiedlin has also led a solo career.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 13:34,
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Jenny Powell (born 8 April 1968 in Ilford, Essex) is an English television presenter.(
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