+ and then went home for a big wank

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:03, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

The Wanker

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:06, Reply)

^^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:08, Reply)

The absolute worst case of failed threatening behaviour I've experienced
was a chav kid who pulled a cap gun on me because I gave a lighter to his mrs when she asked.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:08, Reply)

I had a guy try to break a plastic bottle while shouting about slitting my throat with the the shards,
The entire bar laughing at him quickly diffused his anger.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:17, Reply)

haha!
BOING!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:17, Reply)

I had someone take a swing at me when I was working behind a bar
unfortunately in his anger he hadn't seen the large wooden upright from the bar to the ceiling that smashed his hand to bits mid punch while I laughed at him
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Oooff

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:22, Reply)

fortunately for him A&E was pretty close so
Once his couple of friends stopped laughing as well they bundled him off apologising for their mate being a prick.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Someone threw the payphone at the end of the bar at me once when I barred him.
Smashed a load of glasses. Prick.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:41, Reply)