It take a LOT to get me proper riled
but stand well back if I do
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:14, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

^Has rage induced explosive diarrhea

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:21, Reply)

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:27, Reply)

THANKYOUSIR

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Explosive diarrhoea
would be the best response to a confrontation. In fact crying, vomiting, snotting - shooting liquid out of all your orifices while screaming in rage, spinning on the spot on the floor like an angry disgusting catherine wheel would defuse any fight. You'd have to have a heart of stone to look at someone doing that and start beating them up.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:46, Reply)

If you shart, vomit and sneeze all at the same time you die
EVERYONE knows that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Apart from people
with Crohns disease and hayfever.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:00, Reply)

They are all dead

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:02, Reply)

Me too. I have the patience of a saint.
and the morals of an alley cat.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:30, Reply)