Alt: I'm drinking the fucker not bathing in it.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:32, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I had free booze to give away hare, and was turned down. Cunts, the lot of them.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:37, Reply)

You could just explain why smoking in the doorway is not in the best interest for non-smoking customers
It seems you have more than an adequate smoking area
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:40, Reply)

Don't get him started. You'll say something like "oh, but we've been doing it for years" perfectly reasonably
and the next thing you know he's broken down into a tear-sodden lump on the horrible Seventies orange/red swirly carpet (just in front of the fag machine that's not worked since 1982) screeching and cursing at you about things you barely understand like "worst mistake of my life", "I gave up a lucrative career in medicine for this" and "the wife hasn't sucked my cock since I got that fucking karaoke machine".
( Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:49, Reply)

hahaha, fucking hell you're in fine form today
please keep it up.

Oh, I'm thinking about booking into that hotel in Carbis bay, you taken "office girl" to last year, or a cottage near there, still undecided which.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:52, Reply)

Fag machine is behind the bar now.
Edit, this is paying better than the medding too, although the hours can be a bit mad
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:53, Reply)

machine landlord
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:54, Reply)

Office lol
Fair play
( Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:55, Reply)

Seeing as how you ain't gonna be needing your medical degree, might as well sale off prescriptions until you get struck off

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:26, Reply)

I was actually asked if I'd consider giving time in the TA, as a med. Wtf? I don't want to be shot at, thanks.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:32, Reply)

TRAYTER! NO WANDER THE LOCULS DO'NT THICK YOU IS WON OF THEM YOU PROBLY SELL HALLAL PORK SCARCHINGS

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:55, Reply)

Perhaps you have terrible customer service skills?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:00, Reply)

Or maybe it was really, really shit free booze?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:02, Reply)

Nah, it was a smoothflow from a brewery, the real ale twats will only drink cask.
It was fucking free.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:02, Reply)

No true alcoholic denies free beer, no matter where their priorities lie.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:03, Reply)

Enough with the CRANLEY bullying already!

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:04, Reply)

Needs MOAR milf soft play

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:13, Reply)

It's not funny, erectile dysfunction could happen to anyone

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:15, Reply)

Agreed, jay.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:05, Reply)

refuses

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:14, Reply)