why do you watch that big bang drivel?
It's about as funny as gastroenteritis.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:51, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I like the colourful pictures
and entertaining noises.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:53, Reply)

it's fucking toss m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:55, Reply)

Gastroenterology still isn't funny
This guy went to the doctor and said to him “Doctor….I don’t know
what’s wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word
HONDA”.

“That’s interesting, never heard of anything like that before. Do you
think you could fart for me?” says the doctor. The guy says “Sure.”
And sure enough, the doctor hears “HONDA”.

After several attempts to figure out what’s wrong with this guy, the
doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to the top gastroenterologist and even he can't figure out why this guys farts say
“HONDA.” It is a completely out of this world medical condition.

Finally, as a last resort, the doctors think they should send the man
to a dentist.

After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist opened up
the guys mouth and examining it.

The dentist says “A-haa!!!!….I have solved the problem.”

The patient says “What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc”…..The
dentist replies “Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth.”

The guy says “Yeah….so….What has that got to do with my farts?”

The dentist replies, “Cant you see??….. Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA”
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:04, Reply)

Kill yourself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:05, Reply)

Oh dear.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:08, Reply)

I'm afraid you have Tom Jones syndrome.
Is that rare?

'Yes'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:12, Reply)

it's not unusual zzzzzzzzzzzz

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:16, Reply)

that was the joke, yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:18, Reply)

soz

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:27, Reply)

Like a Boy from nowhere

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:18, Reply)

Lancashire hotpot you
in the name of the law.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:20, Reply)

Adults shouldn't be watching E4 full stop

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:55, Reply)

Just another shiny
bauble to distract me from reality. New world order, 9/11, Illuminati, cat videos etc.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:59, Reply)

No. It's shit and for teenage cunts.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:03, Reply)

HELLOSIR!
^MINE
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:08, Reply)

Talking of teenage genitals, I watched that programme on 70s programming.
Fuck me some of that shit was dark. Watching Wogan leer over a 16 year old was grim.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:11, Reply)

and then the attempt at societal justification
like when hitler was king
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:13, Reply)

Missed that
Did his wig slip or was he doing his "I support Children in Need" for £18k a night again.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:16, Reply)

1970s beauty pageant.
The really sickening thing was that she wasn't all that.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:18, Reply)

There were different standards back then - DLT said so.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:26, Reply)

Where is that publican prick?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:34, Reply)

Dave Lee Travis - not Doubtful Boozer Troll

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:40, Reply)