A bit of the Beaties but I am generally in good health.
I once had an in-growing hair on my arse. That fucking hurts.

alt: got out of a cab, crossed behind it and walked into a speeding cab.

altalt: Jap noodles.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:43, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I'm really surprised I haven't got diabetes
considering my age and weight. However, the doctor did gasp at my blood pressure the other day and threatened me with drugs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:45, Reply)

you don't smoke either do you?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:50, Reply)

+ What do you do?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:51, Reply)

No, never have.
Not even a 'puff'.

Which, as you can imagine, makes me ideally suited for my role as a smoking counsellor.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:51, Reply)

good luck with that empathy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:52, Reply)

When I started, I tried giving up Diet Pepsi (the nearest thing I could think of to a serious addiction.
I managed about a week.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:56, Reply)