i don't have any (touch wood) (no, not that sort)
alt: good god, how long have you got? whilst trying to text, i did the spakka juggle, and threw my phone under the tube this morning. only the most fortuitous stepping into the way by some clown with dozer sized feet kicked it back towards me in time.

altalt: no lunch. client dinner party tonight innit. i have insisted on a monstrous cheese board, and will skip pudding (chocolate tart with lavender and honey ice cream) to save room. fuck pudding, nasty sweet little twat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 13:57, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Apart from the eating disorder

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 14:08, Reply)

whoa now ... let's not get folk started on their mental illnesses and neuroses ... we'll be here until Christmas
and then we'll be here until New Year hearing about their issues with Christmas pudding and socialising with relatives
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 14:13, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/old_people_talk_bollocks/post6864
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 14:31, Reply)

Why would you include a description of a pudding you are not going to have?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Torture innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 14:17, Reply)

God ... stop going on about her eating disorder

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 14:17, Reply)

I don't think it's related to an eating disorder.
I think it's desperate showing off about how posh her lifestyle is.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 14:20, Reply)

Who the fuck wants to eat a garden flower

( Glovington, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 14:27, Reply)

because food chat is the only thing that gets this place going
now fuck off you sad little noob
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 14:30, Reply)