I actually enjoyed Frankie Boyles take on this.
When a contestant leaves the big brother house, the other contestants should hear nothing but stony silence from outside, followed by a gunshot.

Then, once the other contestants start wondering if it's a mind game, the corpse should be dropped into the swimming pool from a helicopter.
( Muns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:21, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

YES!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:26, Reply)

also, it'd be interesting to see how the housemates behave once they know their lives are on the line

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:27, Reply)

It might stop them acting like massive cunts all teh time

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:48, Reply)

Will the token black woman please report to the diary room.
"In this box is a syringe filled with AIDS infected blood. Your task is to inject some into three of the other housemates. These housemates will be put up for eviction. The housemate evicted will not be killed immediately upon leaving, but rather left to face a slower, more painful death. Should you fail in your task, you will need to inject yourself with the contents of the syringe to avoid immediate eviction."

I'm writing to Channel 5, they need to get this show going!
( Muns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:14, Reply)

I quite liked that Dead Set show they did with a zombie apocalypse happening while people were on Big Brother

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:33, Reply)

It did have some brilliant lines.
"Do you think anyone's still watching?"
( Muns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:54, Reply)

It played out a bit like Black Mirror, which I also love.
Christmas special should be good :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:00, Reply)