Morning
I am waiting in for an electrician. If he's anything like the 'handyman' they sent last time - and the time before, he'll turn up, take a look at the extractor that's fucked (and has been so since before i moved in), take down the details and fuck off. Then I'll hear nothing for a month, I'll chase the landlord and he'll send someone else round to do the same thing after a few weeks.
Rinse and repeat etc.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:37, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

you like praying the handyman comes?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:38, Reply)

we got to pray that he makes it today

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:10, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:40, Reply)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:42, Reply)

I'll just get my wrench out ... zzzzzzzip ... oh ... I don't have the right size ... I'll pop to Screwfix and be back after lunch ... bow chikka bow!

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:08, Reply)

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*hands over claw hammer*
( Glovington, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:36, Reply)

So all your big talk of tearing strips off landlords/letting agents is just that then
You haven't actually managed to achieve any success in any of these 'negotiations'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:44, Reply)

it's almost as if he's a tedious blustering blowhard

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:47, Reply)

If you want better service, buy your own house.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:17, Reply)