morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 7:16, 95 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

cheers

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 7:56, Reply)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:08, Reply)

BUMHOLES

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:08, Reply)

Then I look at you, and the worlds alright again

( Glovington, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:17, Reply)

it's going to be a lovely day, gloobers
It's annual review time. I need to find a dozen different ways to say "billy has been a good boy and worked hard"

Might just buy some gold stars or summat.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:22, Reply)

If primary school teachers have mastered pre-printed labels with their 'Good work' comments, it shouldn't be beyond you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:31, Reply)

oh boy! is that a real thing? I'm off to Staples!

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:33, Reply)

Thats what I used to do with the bulgarians when they'd filled their time sheets in correctly.

( Glovington, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:31, Reply)

pimp

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:41, Reply)

I dunno what you heard about me
It says you signed out at quarter past 3
Have a gold star for accuracy
Cos I'm a motherfuckin P.I.M.P
( Glovington, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:58, Reply)

Grammy Winner right here.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:09, Reply)

Morning
I am waiting in for an electrician. If he's anything like the 'handyman' they sent last time - and the time before, he'll turn up, take a look at the extractor that's fucked (and has been so since before i moved in), take down the details and fuck off. Then I'll hear nothing for a month, I'll chase the landlord and he'll send someone else round to do the same thing after a few weeks.
Rinse and repeat etc.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:37, Reply)

you like praying the handyman comes?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:38, Reply)

we got to pray that he makes it today

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:10, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:40, Reply)

careful now

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:42, Reply)

I'll just get my wrench out ... zzzzzzzip ... oh ... I don't have the right size ... I'll pop to Screwfix and be back after lunch ... bow chikka bow!

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:08, Reply)

here, use this while i'm gone
*hands over claw hammer*
( Glovington, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:36, Reply)

So all your big talk of tearing strips off landlords/letting agents is just that then
You haven't actually managed to achieve any success in any of these 'negotiations'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:44, Reply)

it's almost as if he's a tedious blustering blowhard

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:47, Reply)

If you want better service, buy your own house.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:17, Reply)

Well I just looked back over the last 7 days threads.
I take a week off beethreeteeay to actually do some work and this place some how manages to get even worse.
( Peej, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:18, Reply)

wah wah wah
It must have been due to you not being here, did you think of that eh ITS YOUR FAULT
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:22, Reply)

Pleeeease come back Phil, you're the best one here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:22, Reply)

I know tangles, I know, but its the end of term so I have a lot to do.
Soz
( Peej, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:25, Reply)

+of kids

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Uni kids.
Win
( Peej, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:30, Reply)

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( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:32, Reply)

Can't run away as fast with one leg eh?

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:32, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:46, Reply)

I might start a campaign to bring new posters here to spice it up a little.
Or not.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:26, Reply)

just none of those know-it-all pricks off /talk

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:28, Reply)

They're the fucking worst sort of cunts.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:40, Reply)

Beese

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:21, Reply)

I think I need a head transplant
Can someone else do all my thinking today? I don't think I'm up to it.
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:29, Reply)

I think you should get a tattoo of Lionel Blue on your arse
hth
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:30, Reply)

You're no help at all

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:32, Reply)

I would, but I don't wanna.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:44, Reply)

it really irritates me when people say "those shoes cost me fifty pound" instead of "fifty pounds"
it's probably not worth it but my head hurts and I'm in a vendetta kinda mood
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:46, Reply)

If sporters wasnt on teh lamb after eloping with his daughter in law
He would confirm that in the North East they often use the incorrect tense,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:49, Reply)

Shit at camping eh?
Silly northerners
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:51, Reply)

The fucking tinsel has come out at work.
I am looking forward to the endless, annual barrage of people calling me Scrooge despite me wearing a fucking Christmas jumper. The usual response of "No, I don't hate Christmas, I just hate tinsel, it's tacky, vulgar, cheap, common and for gypsies, the homeless and the lower orders. I actually quite like Christmas, but I like it at home with my family and my friends and not with the bunch of council estate retards with which I'm forced to share an open plan office," does tend to offend.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:25, Reply)

copy pasting this for the office wall

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:27, Reply)

A lot of the open plan offices here have got the tinsel up
fortunately as I am not a pleb I have my own office which is not being decorated
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:27, Reply)

There is a reason technical staff are usually corralled in a sealed room.
I don't like open plan offices. People keep coming up to my desk (well, not mine specifically, they don't like me glaring at them, I mean the set of desks at which I sit) and expect us to drop everything instead of calling or emailing like civilised people. Then, to cap it off, I get called "hun" or "babe" when I sort their problem out purely because I want them to fuck off.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:30, Reply)

they all defo want to do a sex on you

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:45, Reply)

I've mostly kept myself to one department.
They're a little better educated.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:46, Reply)

NEW THREAD!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:31, Reply)