I can't watch British porn.
Not since someone showed me a video with a yorkshire woman taking it up the shitter and saying in the most deadpan way possible "Ooh, that's 'reet good!"
( Muns, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:21, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

reet petite

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:23, Reply)

She really wasn't.
Yorkshire, remember?
( Muns, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:24, Reply)

I can't stand it either, to be honest.
In as much as it's possible for porn to be classy, porn from literally anywhere else in the world seems to be classier than what's made in Britain. They seem to have rounded up the cheapest, most plasticky heifers in the land and told them to moan like they're eating the world's most deliciously lardy cheeseburger for minutes on end.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:32, Reply)

now we're getting SEXY

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:35, Reply)

I saw a Geordie version, but the actress had a spark plug shoved up her arse.
'Oooh, Champion!'

(Might make a car parts geek smile).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:29, Reply)

Ha! I hope this is true.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:31, Reply)

Clearly not. I just made it up.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:32, Reply)

this has ruined my entire day

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:36, Reply)

Good.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:37, Reply)

horrid meanie

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:56, Reply)

'Wigan fatty fuck' is sordid and hilarious.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:40, Reply)

and ridiculous
like anyone from wigan ever gets laid
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:42, Reply)

my mum's greatest oeuvre

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:56, Reply)