Gandalf
alt. I don't care I bought the biggest house I will ever need for my first house. 4 bed is more than enough for a family of 4. Mind you, I'm going to get fucked over in the divorce so maybe I should care. Whats the stamp duty going to be on a bedsit? Don't start me on the tube though. Fucking packed at Redruth Tube this morning, took me over 40 minutes to get to Penzance and I had to change at Helston because the old Dolcoath line wasn't running.
( Peej, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:44, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:45, Reply)

I like this.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:45, Reply)

Lolz

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:46, Reply)

This is a bit long for me to bother reading, but everyone else seems to like it so I'm clicking 'I like this!' assuming it's at least mildly amusing

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:51, Reply)

I'll accept that. I'd have also have accepted "Cornwall, lol"

( Peej, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:52, Reply)

What about "oh cornwall"?
I've seen people put that before although i dunno what it means soz
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:53, Reply)

It's almost a country, and it's full of farmers.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:55, Reply)

I like Cornwall, I'd happily live there.
DEAL WITH IT.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:57, Reply)

I'm a north Devon fan myself.
Maybe we should join forces, invade the South West and declare ourselves kings. We could have jousting tournaments and all sorts of fun.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:59, Reply)

i'm up for it, maybe in the new year though, and after my birthday (8th jan btw) as i'm busy until then

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:01, Reply)

What is going down for your birthday?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:03, Reply)

Hopefully I will be at work

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Ummmm I'm king here and you are welcome here but if you try and take my throne i'll throw carrots at you

( Peej, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:06, Reply)

Okay I'm not prepared to chance it, I'll just visit and maybe buy a holiday home so I can come and see you but have somewhere more private to do big poos and wees

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:07, Reply)

Awwwww, you'd be welcome to do even massive poo's at my house. we would even all go out for a n hour to give you privacy.

( Peej, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Thanks, you're a real pal

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:17, Reply)

Look, Joe, can I call you Joe? You don't have a leg to stand on.
Me and Paul are going to invade, Joe, and if you stand in the way, you gonna get hurt.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:08, Reply)

You need a pretend name like me and Joe.
Imma call you WARK
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Can I join in? I want to be Crown Prince of Zummorzet

( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:02, Reply)

no

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:02, Reply)

FUCK YOU I'M A CROWN PRINCE I DO WHAT I WANT

( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:03, Reply)

As a resident of Zummerzet
I think I might stage an uprising.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:11, Reply)

stage start uprising harem.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:22, Reply)

+clam

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:03, Reply)

I dunno either, something to do with usvsthem

( Peej, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:56, Reply)

oh Al!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:59, Reply)

"The Cornish Tube was thrown into chaos at peak commuter time this Tuesday morning
"when Old Dalziel's donkey died leaving the 07:32 cart to Leominster stranded"
( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:51, Reply)

The thing is
That you're a cyclist and therefore worse than hitler bbq-ing a kitten whilst singing steps songs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:52, Reply)

I've not ridden my bike even for fun since I passed my test
I hate myself for it.
( Peej, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Better a cyclist than a bike eh
imma call zingzillas
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:58, Reply)

IMMA CALL YOU WAYNE SLEEP

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:58, Reply)

IMMA GONNA STEAL YOUR CHILDREN




oh hang on that sounds a bit bad dunnit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:02, Reply)

It's fine, I don't have any, so at worst you sound like you're going to nick swipes womb and all the other required attachments and wank me off into a suitable storage recepticle all of which is perfectly normal and you shouldn't be ashamed of it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:04, Reply)

Well, who hasn't thought of doing *that* at some time or other?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:06, Reply)

I think about it about twice a day usually when I'm having some me time

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:08, Reply)

I'm thinking about it right now.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:13, Reply)

cor! me too now!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Phew thats ok then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:07, Reply)