My xmas tipple is lager and probably some 'vin'
Alt: Tomorrow, Saturday and Sunday in Spain. Probably afternoon beers on the 23rd somehwere in Islington. Come along if you're free.
Altalt: Swipey makes me laugh quite a lot so probably something she said yesterday or the day before. /gay
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:59, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Aww :)
Laughter is important. If a man don;t make me laugh he gets the old heave ho (not a euphemism)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:02, Reply)

I could make you laugh.
zzzzzzzip
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:02, Reply)

WATCH OUT HES OPENED THE BUM BAG

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:08, Reply)

The last time I laughed out loud^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)

*three Korean women fall out, dazed and confused*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)

bit racist m8, they just look that way because of their 'special' eyes

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:14, Reply)

I heard they see everything in widescreen

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:15, Reply)

their screens go vertical not horizontal

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)

clicking this
/ac
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)

Swipe laughs in a strange way, for instance, yesterday I was doing a hilariously accurate Chris Tarrant impression
Her laughter seems to manifest as an unhappy, slightly annoyed face. Women eh??!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:04, Reply)

Christ I'd blotted that out
You looked like a mong taking a shit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:08, Reply)

I look like that when I am taking a shit too, weird innit?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:08, Reply)

So does Tarrant

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:09, Reply)

Yes, I *have* seen him taking a shit actually

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:10, Reply)

I'm not denying the accuracy of the chris tarrant thing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:09, Reply)

we have a right laugh not on here

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:11, Reply)

well that explains the laugh face

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Isn't Islington shit and for cunts?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)

Well I work there, so probably :(((

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:16, Reply)

So are you planning Ot Xmas drinks or summit? Day or evening?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)

Nothing gets past you!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)

Actually I was referring to work drinks, soz benders.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)

Oh...well ok then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:25, Reply)