Get rid of the high street.
Pointless and shit. Online for the win.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:03, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

it's way better since all the crap shops went bust because of online competition
now it's just bars and cafés and twee galleries and shit

Who wants woolies and bhs when you can sip cocktails and buy pictures?
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:13, Reply)

This.
My ideal future high street is formed of bars, cafe's and other places for social interaction. JJB Sports and Waterstones can get to fuck. I hope they all go online or under.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:16, Reply)

I don't mind bookshops with a café.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:26, Reply)

^ bearded wannabe hipster cunt

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:29, Reply)

I was shopping for vinyl while sipping a flat white on Saturday.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:33, Reply)

What difference would it make to you, playing computer games in your pants behind drawn curtains?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Shops just offend me.
They're like floppy discs. Pointless and obsolete. Get rid.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:30, Reply)

and CDs and DVDs
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)

^^^^

( Kroney, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:36, Reply)

You forgot bookmakers.
There's always endless fucking clusters of bookmakers.
( Muns, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:18, Reply)

it's the only source of little stubby pencils now that Argos is gone

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Get down to Screwfix and fill your pockets

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:28, Reply)

What kind of self-hating deviant would want to go to a bookies these days?
What with internet and stuff.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:27, Reply)

see those tragic old bastards huddled outside Paddy Power sucking on roll ups with their frayed fingerless gloves?
that's your dad, that is
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:30, Reply)

depends where you live dunnit
some places will thrive. most towns will end up with rather sad looking streets. cafes and pubs are also disappearing overnight, they get mullered by the supermarket and people staying in rather than going out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:40, Reply)

serves people right for being miserable cunts in shit towns

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:43, Reply)

well, taking away employment in the area will be a great way to help them kill themselves, i guess

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:44, Reply)

unemployed people are the only ones keeping a lot of pubs ticking over during the day

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:48, Reply)