HEY KIDS!
So yeh! about 10pm my youngest throws up all over herself, the carpet and my bed! YES!!!! After the clean up she throws up all over her own bed DOUBLE YES! after that clean up she throws up all over the sofa, FUCKING TRIPLE YES! 4.30am finally settled and no longer throwing up. I curl up under a blanket and sleep. 6.15 alarm goes off. AREN'T KIDS AWESOME!!!!!!1one1112111fdshkjal
( Peej, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:59, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Same again tonight with the other one then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:00, Reply)

The other one is at least old enough to stick her head in a bowl

( Peej, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:03, Reply)

is she really that ugly?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:08, Reply)

I'm her father

( Peej, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:17, Reply)

STAR WARS

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:26, Reply)

Winter vomiting virus is about apparently
our youngest did a fair impression of the girl in the Exorcist last week, all over the kitchen floor (which being tiles is easily cleaned at least).
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:05, Reply)

your children sound flawed
you should kill them and start again
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:05, Reply)

Can't fault you on the first part, or even the second
but I can't start again due to genital mutilation.
( Peej, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:18, Reply)

I am confident that your missus will find a way with or without you

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:24, Reply)

I've watched her find ways that I didn't even know existed.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:26, Reply)

I have no problem with that

( Peej, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Oh boy you are the luckiest man alive

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:05, Reply)

I have you considered keeping them outdoors?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:06, Reply)