I got a bottle of oyster sauce the other week for a dish.
I've been adding it to stuff to use it up and see what it improves. It does not improve blue cheese and bacon sandwiches.
this has been a public service announcement by Windy Pig aged 27 and a half.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:40, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You'd think they could kill the oysters before they get in the bottle

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)

Chilli sauce goes well with both bacon and cheese.
hth
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:50, Reply)

there are very few savoury foods that fresh chillis do not improve

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:55, Reply)

I have been thinking about adding chilli flakes to a yorkshire pudding mix to see if that works

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:08, Reply)

i like my yorkshire puddings dry, so i would definitely approve
but if you smother it in disgusting gravy, would you taste it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:09, Reply)

Do you not like veggie gravy?
The missus is a food wrong too and has veggie gravy.

Also I think you would still get a bit of bite through the gravy
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:11, Reply)

i hate gravy
it makes everything soggy and it makes everything taste like gravy.

fuck off gravy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)

Yeah but yorkies are better with soggy bits
as are roast spuds
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:14, Reply)

nooooooooooooooo

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:18, Reply)

She loves it when I smother her puddings with my gravy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)

Yeah but with you everything becomes fucking Mexican

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:10, Reply)

^ is cooking for himself from now on ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Is eating takeaways from now on, probably fucking Mexican

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:11, Reply)

i fucking love that mexican takeaway
stuffed jalapenos and bean chilli, yes please.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)

sounds like a plan

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)