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Hi all I've just finished watching Fury the WW2 film about a sherman tank and its crew
not bad really, but I fear they would have stood a much better chance had they used some composite armour such as ceramic tiling, so how best could we give tiles another use?
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use them all over instead of wallpaper and carpets, then you can simply hose your house down whenever it gets grubby

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Sounds like the answer to my bedsit cry-wank fest

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and the dismembered hookers

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Oi, I'm not a Batterd sock you cheeky cunt

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#epicpsychopathbantz

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#sockinabath

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cock in a sock in a bath
by dr seuss
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Dr Seuss was a kiddyfiddler TRUFAX

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as was lewis carroll

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can you imagine the fuss there'd be these days if a paedo kept putting out his suggestive literature into kids' bookstores

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Enid has a lot to answer for

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he was the worst of em all

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"ginger beer" gave HIM away

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George the bull dyke too.

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It upsets me Marion Bradley was. Wrote some good stuff,

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Really?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:18, Reply)
You've read his stuff?

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Dr seuss, yeah, as a kid, I'll have to reread to check the yewtree shizzles.

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#eyeopener

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Shia leboeuf is a massive fucking cunt, consequently the film must be shit

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Yes
It's no Hobbit
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Alright hare.

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Yo Baby
wHARE the fuck you been?
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Tile related stuff,

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:12, Reply)
HAREound

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:13, Reply)
Glad to HARE it

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+reac

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^ Night or two on them

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I had a late one with staff last night tbh, got rather leathered :(

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HARE and enjoy

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Haresoled \0/

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Last Sat was a fucking blur for me
We had drinks vouchers, at one point I haggled a whole bottle of Jamessons for 80, I must have been drunk
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Fucks sake double h lows

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Look it takes balls and dignity
to haggle for a bottle, what would you know about DIGNITY AND BALLS
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Ok Doaky ol chap
Spech of jamisons you know the good stuff
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Are you dozer #whiskychat?

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Hey some fucking standards must be upheld

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FUCK

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It all makes sense, dozer is bonzo!

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Fuck off Meatsnake

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Hi battered!

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Woah too far man too far

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Yeah like anyone would go that low

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Rory is back here now isn't he, under a new name?

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Just look on the pop page

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If we all chant cva it might just work

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I hear if you say RORY three times in the mirror.....well you know the rest

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Right that's it
I'm calling B3th, once she has waken up from her hibernation next year you're in big trouble sonny Jim
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Let's hope the hair plug comes out better this year

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She doesn't scare me , I've been through zero second banhammer.

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You forgot fucking take that back.
Or I will burn down your pub while selling your old scripts to dossers then grassing you up to the NHS
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Haha, no takebacks sos.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:37, Reply)
Well auto correct turned that into gibberish

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I just drink the stuff, I'm no whiskey chat prick* like Dozer
five of us just set a challenge to get a whole bottle and that was the one I had to haggle for.

*just a normal prick
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Should have nipped to an iffy and got one for a score then claimed the glory

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Like I could walk anywhere
I was slightly zozzled
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Fair nuff

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*tousles hair*

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Being a #truelad I am watching Chelsea whoop a bunch of foreigners

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I'm not into reality programmes
I bet it's as bad a made in Essex bollocks
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Oh man I meant the footamaball but you make it look like I am a girly girl
I may be 2 bottle of wine in mind and its Chardonnay so I could be a girl
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^Girly girly

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Yeah but sexy innit

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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
later
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Hold me

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+ now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9694K85Xc8
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I always preferred poison and ratt

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actually no, they were all fucking shit

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^^dozer

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Pub. Football. Kebab.

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