Acid's alright, but it's no 2CI. Talk about that. Or how much you, or a relative is a hopelessly needy prick.
Alt: why are you a prick?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:07, 36 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alt. I get needlessly angry over petty things. l

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:09, Reply)

dont sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:11, Reply)

alt: how long have you got?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:11, Reply)

not long; 4% battery.
How do you rate that 2ci businesses?

I found it fun until I went to an afterpart y on jute st (froghall) and the rabbit shit on Mateys bedsit started crawling like ants.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:12, Reply)

you bought the deluxe fleshlight then?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:13, Reply)

no... masturbatory aids are a level of commitment I'm uncomfortable with.
I hope things will get better.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:16, Reply)

froghall?
Christ.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:14, Reply)

almost as good as Sanderlands!

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:17, Reply)

powis or northfield

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:17, Reply)

powis isn't that bad.
Northfield, sandlands and that other shitty bit where the bridge of don meets the haudigan their all shitholes.

Gype.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 23:46, Reply)

not even the whole of recorded history is sufficient

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:13, Reply)

twitj

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:14, Reply)

I'd like to be spiked with acid

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:15, Reply)

Might have to settle for sloe gin instead

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:16, Reply)

it's pretty good if you use fewer sloes
and more LSD
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:20, Reply)

I know a man who's into that sort of thing

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:17, Reply)

Alt: Not so much a prick, more a cynical, world-weary curmudgeonly old twat

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:16, Reply)

and a prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:17, Reply)

prick? true; he's curmudgeonly

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:19, Reply)

you and could possibly get on.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:18, Reply)

cynical, world-weary curmudgeonly old twat prick
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:19, Reply)

I can't believe you think massive drugs are more exciting and important than old children's cartoons

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:17, Reply)

I think they should go hand in hand

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:18, Reply)

that sounds like a pretty appalling combo to me

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:19, Reply)

Well you turn it over then, I'm too fucked to move

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:22, Reply)

ha!

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:31, Reply)

my family are all a bit needy wanting to spend time with me and buy me stuff for Xmas, it's such a drag, but you can't really tell 'em to fuck off can you, or you won't get their money and houses when they die. It's lose/lose.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:17, Reply)

and to top it all people seem to be living longer
Selfish pricks
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:21, Reply)

fucking doctors

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:22, Reply)

each time adds 25 minutes to your lifespan, supposedly

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 22:23, Reply)

I'm an idle fuck with a massive brain. It's really fucking irritating.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:23, Reply)

an idle fuck with a massive brain. It's
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:40, Reply)

EXACTLY

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:43, Reply)

I'm really fucking irritating accrington stanley, etc
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 22:23, Reply)

caining this right now
youtu.be/2FqTa6mAaiA
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 23:34, Reply)

youtu.be/lDi9eevw1sM

I needed a nurse and a mother
I needed an open-minded whore
I needed a barmaid and a lover
Someone to stand between me and the floor

So good.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 23:54, Reply)