Thinking of a dart board for nextyear. Rarely seen in juicers nowadays.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:44, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

That's because pubs always have shit, broken darts.
So people don't play it, unless they bring their own.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:45, Reply)

I left my darts in a pub :(

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:48, Reply)

heart/San Francisco
Follow up, blah blah blah.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:49, Reply)

If we get a board, I'll bring a set of my own in, have a look on ebay now.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:48, Reply)

A quiz machine will make you more money than a dart board.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:50, Reply)

We've one quiz, and one gambler, they do pull in a lot.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:55, Reply)

A dart board will eat up floor space and people will drink less if they're playing.
If it don't make money, you don't need it.

if you want quirky, get a coin-op MAME cabinet table and watch 40-somethings put 50p after 50p in to play PacMac or Space Invaders, plus you can 'borrow' hundreds of MAME ROMS from the Internet.

Licence to print mate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:58, Reply)

Just to be clear, the cocktail cabinet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:00, Reply)

I've always wondered if having one of those would make me look cool or a sofa masturbator.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:03, Reply)

Well cool.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:15, Reply)

if you join the darts league that gets you 12 people sinking pints every other week.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:01, Reply)

Coin-op, money every night.
And they won't expect free chips.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:03, Reply)

there's one in the lounge of my local but I've only really played it once as I usually drink in the bar

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:04, Reply)

One of my mates has a proper puggie habit.
Seen him go to about £350 down for a £70 jackpot.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:59, Reply)

puggie?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:01, Reply)

gambling machine

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:02, Reply)

We have three guys who play the gambler constantly, it pulls in a lot'

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:14, Reply)

Trust you have a key to 'check the balance'.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:20, Reply)

You mean the ratios?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:24, Reply)

do you not have a local league or sutin?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:47, Reply)

There used to be, dunno about now.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:49, Reply)

'juicer' is a fucking wanky phrase innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:48, Reply)

I'd never heard it before here, I wanted to fit in with the cool gang.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:50, Reply)

what cool gang?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:53, Reply)

DBT, localboy and hartley hare

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:54, Reply)

Not you?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:55, Reply)

no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:57, Reply)

sculpture of man, beatswork and ranker joe

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:56, Reply)

shut up

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:57, Reply)

#legends

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:59, Reply)

poor showman

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:00, Reply)

it's almost jewson

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:52, Reply)