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	 I'm a bit troubled by that last thread
	I'm a bit troubled by that last thread
 	By upbringing, class, peer group and inclination I've always regarded branded clothing as rather crude and uncouth.
Labels should be worn inside, I believe.
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 17:42,
	
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	 That's nice, dear.
	That's nice, dear. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 17:44,
	
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	 I was just going to post something disparaging about adults discussing "trainers", you've beat me to it.
	I was just going to post something disparaging about adults discussing "trainers", you've beat me to it. 
 	Cheers.
Still using Crimblepops leftovers? 
Alt, dinner plans?
Altalt, new year's eve plans?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 17:46,
	
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	 Your "George By Asda" label is sticking out of the back of your V neck sweater.
	Your "George By Asda" label is sticking out of the back of your V neck sweater.
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 17:47,
	
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	 Tank top shurely?
	Tank top shurely?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 17:51,
	
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	 in December? you'll catch your death
	in December? you'll catch your death
 	you'll be wearing your Crocs without woolly socks next
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 17:52,
	
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	 That has a crackle and spark of polyester about it.
	That has a crackle and spark of polyester about it.
 	I dress well and expensively. I am not crass enough to exhibit my ability to do so.
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 17:52,
	
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	 yerr ... you're prolly not crass and insecure enough about it to bring it up on the internet either ...
	yerr ... you're prolly not crass and insecure enough about it to bring it up on the internet either ... 
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 17:53,
	
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	 I carry and deport myself with appropriate dignity
	I carry and deport myself with appropriate dignity    
 	
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 17:57,
	
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	 there's nowt dignified about tautology
	there's nowt dignified about tautology
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:07,
	
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	 THAT TAKES STONES TO SAY
	THAT TAKES STONES TO SAY 
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:08,
	
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	 I'd walk to t'pub on both me feet and drink a Youngers Scotch Bitter
	I'd walk to t'pub on both me feet and drink a Youngers Scotch Bitter
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:12,
	
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	 Lol
	Lol
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:14,
	
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	 Certainly not
	Certainly not
 	Comport may have been better.
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:14,
	
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	 bit late for the internet thesaurus now, love
	bit late for the internet thesaurus now, love
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:16,
	
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	 I like to get it right
	I like to get it right
 	
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:17,
	
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	 It's hartley, meatsnake and mcbeef
	It's hartley, meatsnake and mcbeef
 	it really couldn't get any more common.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 17:52,
	
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	 It's a fair assessment
	It's a fair assessment 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 17:53,
	
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	 YESSSSSSSSSSSS
	YESSSSSSSSSSSS
 	I win again
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 17:53,
	
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	 Pleb.
	Pleb.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 17:54,
	
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	 innit doe
	innit doe
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 17:57,
	
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	 I'm massively offended to be left out of this scrubber call out
	I'm massively offended to be left out of this scrubber call out
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 17:54,
	
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	 That's because everyone hates you
	That's because everyone hates you
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:05,
	
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	 fortunately my extraordinary magnanimity allows me to forgive such petty envy
	fortunately my extraordinary magnanimity allows me to forgive such petty envy
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:08,
	
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	 That and you're such a needy bitch
	That and you're such a needy bitch
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:10,
	
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	 I wouldn't be needy if you bought me pretty shoes and complimented my haircut once in a while
	I wouldn't be needy if you bought me pretty shoes and complimented my haircut once in a while
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:11,
	
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	 Soz rough sex is all I can offer
	Soz rough sex is all I can offer
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:12,
	
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	 can you at least shout my name this time?
	can you at least shout my name this time?
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:13,
	
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	 "CUNT!!!"
	"CUNT!!!"
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:17,
	
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	 Nope you'll just be treated like the little dirty slut you are
	Nope you'll just be treated like the little dirty slut you are
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:18,
	
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	 totally got a drippy snatch now
	totally got a drippy snatch now
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:22,
	
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	 I will take it like a man
	I will take it like a man
 	On my knees and crying
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:21,
	
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	 Only after the Rohypnol wears off
	Only after the Rohypnol wears off
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:24,
	
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	 Tears are the best lube
	Tears are the best lube
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:25,
	
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	 I thought it was mild mustard and chilli dip.....goes to show what I know
	I thought it was mild mustard and chilli dip.....goes to show what I know
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:27,
	
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	 you keep on thinking that if it keeps you happy
	you keep on thinking that if it keeps you happy
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:10,
	
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	 Ignore him and he'll be bloo blooing to the MODs again
	Ignore him and he'll be bloo blooing to the MODs again
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:11,
	
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	 like they even exist
	like they even exist
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:13,
	
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	 b3th was here yesterday
	b3th was here yesterday
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:15,
	
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	 like that's even a real mod
	like that's even a real mod
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:16,
	
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	 You have to know how to throw that shit together, I have the shape and size to look just as good in a pair of jeans and trainers
	You have to know how to throw that shit together, I have the shape and size to look just as good in a pair of jeans and trainers
 	as I do suited and booted, just saying.
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 17:56,
	
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 	this could be taken more than one way
(much like YM)
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 17:58,
	
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	 To the BOWLING alley?
	To the BOWLING alley?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 17:58,
	
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	 at least mine are a pair
	at least mine are a pair
 	yours are half tramp, half holey sock.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:18,
	
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	 ?
	?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:21,
	
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	 you've upset Hyacinth, you awful bully
	you've upset Hyacinth, you awful bully
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:23,
	
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	 Yes you do
	Yes you do 
 	Labels do not make a man - deportment does.
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 17:58,
	
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	 Chinos and brogues. And a good bra.
	Chinos and brogues. And a good bra.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 17:59,
	
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	 ^Typical trying to oust out the foreign johnnies
	^Typical trying to oust out the foreign johnnies
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:00,
	
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	 Don't listen to Tangles
	Don't listen to Tangles
 	I'm really not racist.
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:02,
	
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	 I don't really pay him much attention
	I don't really pay him much attention
 	I bet he's not even a real vegetarian
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:05,
	
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	 shame your are such a prick or you'd be the full package
	shame your are such a prick or you'd be the full package
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:01,
	
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	 My imperfection only enhances me
	My imperfection only enhances me
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:01,
	
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	 Well so I'd like to think
	Well so I'd like to think
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:01,
	
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	 You're now third best here, #crawlinguptheladder.
	You're now third best here, #crawlinguptheladder.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:07,
	
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	 In youn face haters
	In youn face haters
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:09,
	
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	 +r
	+r
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:11,
	
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	 :(
	:(
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:12,
	
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	 That's just in doctor dipshits estimation, hardly an acclaimed prize m8
	That's just in doctor dipshits estimation, hardly an acclaimed prize m8
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:11,
	
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	 ^JEALOUS
	^JEALOUS
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:13,
	
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	 He loves me really hh.
	He loves me really hh.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:15,
	
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	 get a room fgs
	get a room fgs
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:15,
	
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	 faq U
	faq U
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:16,
	
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	 you turn into a right bender when harters is here, well gay bruv
	you turn into a right bender when harters is here, well gay bruv
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:16,
	
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	 Men love me women want to be like me....................
	Men love me women want to be like me....................
 	wait I've not got that right have I?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:17,
	
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	 No, it's 'men pity you, women find you abhorrent'
	No, it's 'men pity you, women find you abhorrent'
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:18,
	
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	 That's the one......................heywaitaminute
	That's the one......................heywaitaminute
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:19,
	
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	 Don't worry, that pretend doctor/landlord clearly wants to sodomise you
	Don't worry, that pretend doctor/landlord clearly wants to sodomise you
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:20,
	
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	 Don't you all?
	Don't you all?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:21,
	
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	 Maybe jay too
	Maybe jay too
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:22,
	
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	 Or bandage his hand
	Or bandage his hand
 	
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:21,
	
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	 Sodomise is such a loaded word.
	Sodomise is such a loaded word.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:28,
	
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	 How is Lemmy? Jenny, Jimmy and the babies had a lovely Crimbopops.
	How is Lemmy? Jenny, Jimmy and the babies had a lovely Crimbopops.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:22,
	
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	 None of your business
	None of your business
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:23,
	
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	 Not really, he's fine. Sitting on his wooden climbing frame singing his heart out.
	Not really, he's fine. Sitting on his wooden climbing frame singing his heart out. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:24,
	
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	 Ours got a tomato for Christmas, the greedy fucks made short work of it.
	Ours got a tomato for Christmas, the greedy fucks made short work of it.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:28,
	
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	 What the fuck is wrong with you???????
	What the fuck is wrong with you???????
 	Tangerine or GTFO
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:29,
	
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	 That's a shit present you fucking Scrooge.
	That's a shit present you fucking Scrooge. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:30,
	
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	 What did youget lemmy, half a cage?
	What did youget lemmy, half a cage?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:33,
	
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	 Oh hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahHahahahahahahahababababababsbxjedjcn
	Oh hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahHahahahahahahahababababababsbxjedjcn
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:34,
	
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	 lemmy would think that the tomato was going to eat him, shit himself, and scramble over to his humans (who actually could eat him) for safety
	lemmy would think that the tomato was going to eat him, shit himself, and scramble over to his humans (who actually could eat him) for safety
 	stupid bird
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:39,
	
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	 first time I gave Grace a cherry tomato she was terrified of it and ran away :'(
	first time I gave Grace a cherry tomato she was terrified of it and ran away :'(
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:43,
	
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	 anal prolapses can be scary
	anal prolapses can be scary
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:45,
	
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	 alright negroes
	alright negroes
 	Has anyone called DBT 'Dr Quim' yet?
He's such a fucken fanny.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:42,
	
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	 Fuck off Mong Tiger
	Fuck off Mong Tiger
 	
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:43,
	
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	 get fucked, Ranker Joe
	get fucked, Ranker Joe
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:43,
	
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	 so he'll go well with yer fannybaws
	so he'll go well with yer fannybaws
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:44,
	
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	 aye, git fucked an aw, ye cuntybaws wee shite
	aye, git fucked an aw, ye cuntybaws wee shite
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:47,
	
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	 i hape yer baws gan square an fester at the corners
	i hape yer baws gan square an fester at the corners
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:49,
	
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	 wat
	wat
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:50,
	
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