Afternoon gurlz, just found a condom in the beer garden, classy, eh?
When did you last exhibit class?
And happy new year btw, hope it's a good one
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 16:00, 38 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Wow.
That's Weston super Mare levels of classy. Is that area on cctv? You could have a special showing of the footage.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Jan 2015, 16:24, Reply)

It is yes. Hehehe.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 16:49, Reply)

I did some roadside dry retching today which I am sure looked pretty classy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:10, Reply)

beer garden fucks in december? fair play

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:12, Reply)

Just watched cctv, they disappeared into the wood shed, came out after six minutes and chucked the rubber under a table. Lovely.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:15, Reply)

defo anal

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:16, Reply)

perfect romantic new years day.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:19, Reply)

Six minutes?
Stuuud muffin!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:20, Reply)

Going by cctv, they'd been drinking here for nearly ten hours. Not bad going.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:24, Reply)

I didn't realise this lot even knew where your pub was.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:28, Reply)

Nah, was a local couple. I don't know whether to stick a few stills up on the wall of fame and shame.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:35, Reply)

half time of the next big match, just stick it on.
Or lunch on the cricket if you're that sort of pub.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:38, Reply)

The way he casually chucks his jizz filled rubber under a table full of punters... class, man.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:52, Reply)

some people just have it

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Jan 2015, 18:02, Reply)

Like argos shitters!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 18:04, Reply)

amateur
I'd have dropped it in a pint
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 18:23, Reply)

Six minutes after ten hours of drinking?
I'm usually a twenty second man, but after ten hours of drinking, I go for an hour until the wife shoves me off because I'm hurting her. How the fuck do you get a shot out in six minutes when pissed?
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 19:20, Reply)

relay.cr3ation.co.uk/questions/offtopic/post2439846
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 19:21, Reply)

Either what shambolic said, or all day frustration.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 19:24, Reply)

Makes sense, I suppose.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 19:28, Reply)

as I said in the previous thread, I shit myself a little bit in argos.
A bunch of pints and a kebab can do that to a man.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:17, Reply)

something something work it out with the little pencil something something

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:19, Reply)

you're not even trying today are you?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:21, Reply)

I'm a wreck of a human being this morning. Or afternoon. Or whatever the fuck.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:29, Reply)

I blame amaretto for my hell

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:37, Reply)

The stiff legged walk of shame?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:24, Reply)

just a little dribble. it's fine.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:36, Reply)

hahaha.
that's hilarious.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 20:13, Reply)