Going by cctv, they'd been drinking here for nearly ten hours. Not bad going.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:24, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I didn't realise this lot even knew where your pub was.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:28, Reply)

Nah, was a local couple. I don't know whether to stick a few stills up on the wall of fame and shame.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:35, Reply)

half time of the next big match, just stick it on.
Or lunch on the cricket if you're that sort of pub.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:38, Reply)

The way he casually chucks his jizz filled rubber under a table full of punters... class, man.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:52, Reply)

some people just have it

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Jan 2015, 18:02, Reply)

Like argos shitters!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 18:04, Reply)

amateur
I'd have dropped it in a pint
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 18:23, Reply)

Six minutes after ten hours of drinking?
I'm usually a twenty second man, but after ten hours of drinking, I go for an hour until the wife shoves me off because I'm hurting her. How the fuck do you get a shot out in six minutes when pissed?
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 19:20, Reply)

relay.cr3ation.co.uk/questions/offtopic/post2439846
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 19:21, Reply)

Either what shambolic said, or all day frustration.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 19:24, Reply)

Makes sense, I suppose.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 19:28, Reply)