oh that sounds good
chilli houmous is a Very Good Thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Seconded, chilli houmous is excellent
I've just scarfed an entirely forgettable home made lunch, I'd rather have had a burrito but it's pissing down outside.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:19, Reply)

ooh hello stranger
hope my email to mrsbicyclerepairman was helpful, that tool needs his neck wringing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:28, Reply)

Hello Ms Swipe
Yes, thank you! We've a few other issues going on at present, but your email was very helpful.

Good xmas I trust?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:31, Reply)

good stuff, let me know what you guys decide to do
amazing thank you. how's the new job?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:34, Reply)

Will do.
It's hugely appreciated here.

New job? Will let you know in a week. Am still at a well known Mayfair arts establishment that may have the word "farts" in it's name.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:38, Reply)

Are you fully over your headaids now, then?
It was touch and go for a while. We weren't sure you were going to make it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:32, Reply)

that's odd
i distinctly remember you saying, "i hope he dies."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:34, Reply)

Still dying on my arse here...
...even Beechams isn't really touching it.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:35, Reply)

If it's viral, there's fuck all you can do.
Just got to ride it out.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:38, Reply)

I tried that, I ended up riding my bike and feeling shit
I think I need whisky.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:39, Reply)

It's always the answer.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:45, Reply)

It is indeed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:21, Reply)

i'm definitely going to make a black bean smokey chilli soup this weekend
the recipe recommends using strips of bacon to really bring out the taste of the smokey beans. i offered to do this for meatsnake, thereby sullying my delicate hands with rank pig carcass.

and he said, "no, i only like vegetarian soup". should be renamed carrotsnake, the gaylord.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:29, Reply)

I don't really like carrots.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:33, Reply)

alright, simmer down, celeryviper

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:34, Reply)

i don't mind the tops. carrot tops are 'alright'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:36, Reply)

you're so UNFUNNY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:38, Reply)

yeah i know

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:52, Reply)

You're fooling no-one
bumlord.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:34, Reply)

my sexual preferences are none of your business

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:35, Reply)

That's not true.
Swipe sends out a weekly email.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:38, Reply)

his mum writes it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:39, Reply)

She writes one about all the boys though, doesn't she?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:42, Reply)

NO SHE DOES NOT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:53, Reply)

I got three last week

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:59, Reply)

Yeah but to be fair she *really* likes you, just like everyone does you utterly charming, decent, fucking wanker

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:02, Reply)

Sorry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:03, Reply)

It's not me you need to apologise to, it's Jesus.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:06, Reply)

For God's sake

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:08, Reply)