I once saw Ron 'Big Ron' Atkinson on a petrol station forecourt.
He shouted 'alright lads' at us.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:50, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

the very first game i went to at old trafford
the fans were singing, "you're fat, you're round, your arse is on the ground, atkinsooon" at him. i thought that was mean.

the second game, they were singing, "you're big, you're fat, you're gonna get the sack, atkinsooooon" at him. i thought that was even meaner.

they were right though. fergie took over not long after that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:53, Reply)

him me

they were right though. fergie took over not long I told them my proper name
( Muns, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:56, Reply)

i hope you get a fork stuck in your throat and die a horrible twitching death

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:59, Reply)

you're like a female psychochomp

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:59, Reply)

and you're like a tedious board-killing bellend
no, wait. you are a tedious board-killing bellend.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 17:01, Reply)

mebbe stick to the poo chat

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 17:02, Reply)

mebbe stick to talk.... no, wait, mebbe stick to qotw, no, wait...........

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 17:03, Reply)

you should go back to sleeping with your boss, you might get somewhere then

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 17:06, Reply)

bless you
you're like a little duracell bunny
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 17:10, Reply)

^something something copper coloured top.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 17:14, Reply)

don't make me make rak kick your arse

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 17:18, Reply)