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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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IT shit
*works it IT*

Got some database wizardry to perform for a customer this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:35, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
THRILLING ENDEAVOURS

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:37, Reply)
I'll be reducing a 95GB database to 45GB!
GET ME!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:37, Reply)
Holy fuckoly ... that sounds almost as exciting as plumbing regulations

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:43, Reply)
you think that's exciting?
I'm actually plumbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:55, Reply)
yeah ... but you prolly get to wear a manly tool belt and nip out to screwfix for parts

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 12:29, Reply)
And I'm spent.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:44, Reply)
In the amount he's paying you he could just buy more storage and say 'fuck it'.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:46, Reply)
11 pence is pretty cheap for 50gigs of storage

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:48, Reply)
The problem is they have runaway processes so by next month it'll be about 120GB

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:52, Reply)
It sounds like you're curing the symptoms and not the cause.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 12:02, Reply)
No, this will be doing both
Terminating rogue looping processes, dump and reload to reclaim space
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 12:03, Reply)
I dumped my reload in YM or saink.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 12:23, Reply)
is weekend work common for you in IT then?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:54, Reply)
Yeah, all the time
Customers don't want any downtime on their systems during the week
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:56, Reply)
what cunts
Poo in a drawer in the archives room.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Jan 2015, 12:11, Reply)
I'll be working from home so I'll do it there

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 12:15, Reply)

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