bloody lucky the oil was cooking though, imagine the trauma to quinch junior otherwise
they are not very bright. our childhood one saw something shiny at the bottom of my mother's thermos and squeezed itself inside. fortunately the coffee had all been drunk, but the drops at the bottom stained its head brown until its next moult.

at which point it stuck its head in some kind of cream and promptly dyed itself yellow.

#birddeathwish
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 15:59, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

don't think that they are stupid, inquisitive is the word.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:12, Reply)

i've had 2 in the past
one was inquisitive, you are right. the other was..... there are no words other than "fucking thick".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:14, Reply)

"Birdbrained"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:16, Reply)

youtu.be/eEIb5Xrf81g
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:18, Reply)