Bit of weird one.
There's a store that sells clearance items in a lucky dip type deal, you pay £40 and you get boots of at least that value. I know people who've done it and one of the cunts ended up with a pair worth £180.

I decided to take a punt, the parcel has arrived and is waiting for me at home, but I've no idea what I've got. If it's shit I'll just lie and say they don't fit, but I want to see how my luck has played out.

I won't get home for another five hours.
( Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:23, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Sounds like a con

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:25, Reply)

Unlikely, seeing as their customer base is 90% police and military.

( Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:27, Reply)

Groups noted for their high intelligence.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:30, Reply)

You'll find out when you get home.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:38, Reply)

I hope you get a really good pair mate, you deserve a bit of luck

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:28, Reply)

+ with that face

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:31, Reply)

we used to get scallies in the local offering to fill our boots with knock-off gear for ten or twenty quid
one guy used to be dead against it until he finally gave in one day and gave a scrote twenty quid and went to his car to find half a dozen massive catering tins of mushy peas
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:39, Reply)